Yakatorwa kubva kuhupenyu hweIsan. Sequel (Chikamu 2)

Expat yakadai irikuitei ikoko munaIsaan? Hapana vemunharaunda vakatenderedza, kunyangwe tsika dzeEurope. Hapana macafe, hapana maresitorendi ekuMadokero. Hapana varaidzo. Zvakanaka, The Inquisitor akasarudza hupenyu uhu uye haana kufinhwa zvachose. Panguva ino nyaya mumazuva asiri ekufamba kwenguva, hapana mushumo wevhiki, asi nguva dzose ingori blog, dzimwe nguva yazvino, dzimwe nguva kubva kare.

Mangwanani uye shanyira kuchipatara

Zuva rakatanga mangwanani. Na2 o'clock mangwanani. Muchina wemari unonzi nhabvu ndiwo une chekuita nazvo. Iyo Inquisitor anga ari mutambi wenhabvu padanho rinonzwisisika muhupenyu hwapfuura, kare uye haagone kuita pasina mutambo. Asi UEFA haitore misiyano yenguva yepasirese mukurangarira.
Uye zvino iwo machisi chete ayo De Inquisitor anofunga kuti akakodzera kutanga na21 p.m. nguva dzeEurope. Ndidzo 2am pano. Vanozviwanepi.

Aramu yerunhare inorira mushure memaawa asingasviki matatu ekurara, nekuti chitoro hachina kukwanisa kuvharwa kusvika kuma23 pm neSvondo manheru nekuda kwemamiriro ekupenga ayo akanga agadzira. Vamwe vagari veko vanga vakurudzira kuti varambe vakavhurika, kuitira kuti vaone "Beljuum", asi De Inquisitor akange asina kubvuma izvozvo. Nekuti vese kunze kwevashoma vaive vatodhakwa neruzha, uye mari yavo yaive yapera. Hongu vanovimba nerupo rwaDe Inquisitor, asi akafunga kuti zvaive zvatokwana, akarova mabhati gumi nemazana maviri, kupfuura zvakaringana Svondo.

Kumuka husiku kunoratidza zvakare kuti vakadzi vekuThai vanoshivirira sei. Bhora harisi rekutanga kune gadhi, asi pasina kugunun'una anobvisa zvakavanzika zvemaremote control izvo zvakanyanya kuomera The Inquisitor. Sei maviri ari kure achigara achidiwa pano muThailand? Sei chiteshi chisingarambe chakadaro kana wavhara wotangazve? Anogara achibudirira pasina matambudziko, haamboite nazvo.

Akadzokera kunorara, iye ari pavheranda ari pachigaro chekuzorora pamberi pemudziyo. Kutarisa netsitsi, saka gesticulating zvine ruzha. Chii chinoita kuti sweet idzoke kubva pamubhedha kuti uone maitiro ake nemaziso anobwaira, ari kunakidzwa. Uye muchengete iye pakarepo, ane bhinzi yeLuu-kaa-koe.
Yakakura, inopa kunzwa kwakanaka uye kwerudo.

Chitoro chinovhurwa semazuva ese nenguva dza6am, asi zuva idzva reInquisitor haritange kusvika kuma 30am. Chimwe chinhu chakanaka kubva kumudzimai, anomuka pamubhedha asi anorega farang achirara.

Zvakadaro, mushure mehafu yeawa yekusevha internet, anofanirwa kusvetuka mukati memapfumbamwe makumi matatu. Kuruma kwedoro kuriko. Uye svondo rega rega ndiwo akati wandei makatoni eChang, Leo, Singha uye kunyanya lao kao. Vanofanira kupinda mudura. Uyezve, kubata neiyo doro stinger inogara ichinakidza. Iyo Inquisitor ine yakazvimiririra nhoroondo yehunyanzvi uye yakatumira yakawanda kuNetherlands. Ikoko akasangana ne'Dutch merchant spirit', uye nekuda kweizvi anogona kuita chimwe chinhu pachake.
Unofanira kutaurirana.

Apo chitoro chakanga chichangobva kuvhurwa, takangobhadhara zvakanyanyisa mitengo yekutenga. Zvekuti The Inquisitor akakurumidza kuona kuti shop yaisazonyanya kuita purofiti. Saka akatyaira nharaunda yese, achitsvaga mitengo iri nani. Akadzidza kutaurirana 'Thai', yakasiyana zvachose neWestern. Asi mitengo yekutenga yakaderera.
Nekuruma kwedoro ikozvino kunotonakidza. Nekuti De Inquisitor haakwanise kuramba kutenga zvishoma zvinorema pano neapo, makumi matatu pachinzvimbo cheakajairwa gumi neshanu makatoni ebheya Chang. Murume uyu anogara achitaridzika achishamisika, uye anobva abata bvudzi rake nemaoko ake nekuti De Inquisitor anoda mutengo uri nani. Uye izvo zvinoshanda nguva dzese.

Imba yemurume iyeye iri mutaundi umo De Inquisitor achatenga zvimwe zvinhu zvakawanda zvisina kuunzwa. Uye zvakashanda, paakanga asingakwanisi kuwana mutengo uri nani, kutenga doro kune imwe nzvimbo. Zvino nemufaro masikati iwayo, apo bamukuru bere vakagara muimba yavo yekuchengetera zvinhu, vane chiso chisina mhosva, mira pedyo nayo nerori yekutakura yakazara ... .
The Inquisitor anodana that Thai negotiation nekuti murume haana kumbokanganwa izvozvo.

Muvhuro uno zvichave zvakasiyana-siyana nenzira yeIsan. Sezviri pachena kune vatatu vanozivana muchipatara cheko. Vanofanira kushanyirwa, mukadzi wacho akanga aziva kuti kwemazuva mashomanana, asi kuronga, kutarisira, kuzivisa - izvo hazvina kuitwa, zvingangoita kuti hubby asazorore ndiyo nguva dzose nyaya apo Inquisitor inogunun'una zvishoma. Saka vhara chitoro masikati ndokunanga kuchipatara.

Chipatara cheko hachikurumidzi kuratidzika sechinokurudzira chivimbo. Chivakwa chekare, chakasakara. Pale green facades, pamwe akapendwa kamwe chete uye haana kuzombopendwazve. Zvivakwa zvakaomarara, kwemakumi emakore, zvivakwa zvitsva zvakawedzerwa.
Emergency, haudi kuzogumira ipapo sewekuMadokero. Pasina kudzivirira kuitira kuti munhu wese aone kuti ndezvipi zvinopindira zviri kuitwa. Uye muno muminda, idzi dzinowanzova nyaya dzeropa.
Kuburikidza nemumazaya, marudzi ese emakamuri ekurapisa, zvakare asina magonhi anokiiwa asi aine mahwindo. Pharmacy inoshandisa vanhu vakawanda kupfuura Bayer pachayo. Idendere resvosve. Mikoto yakareba ine makamuri evarwere. Chaizvoizvo, anowanzo makamuri ane mibhedha gumi nemaviri mune imwe neimwe, asi iwe unogona kuona kuti pakutanga yaiitirwa mibhedha mitanhatu chete.
Vaduku nevakuru, varume nevakadzi, mapfupa akatyoka uye vane chirwere cheshuga, maronda akazaruka uye vanorwara kwenguva refu, zvose zvakasanganiswa uye pamwe chete.

Uyezve, pane nguva dzose kushanya nokuti hapana maawa ekushanyira, ergo, nhengo dzepedyo dzemhuri dzinopedza usiku ikoko. Wicker mats pasi. Mapoto nemapani ane zvimedu zvekudya. Mabhegi emupunga anonamira. Mabhegi eSatay kubva kune imwe yezvitoro zvisingaverengeki zvekudya pamberi pechipatara. Vhura mahwindo nemagonhi nekuti hapana air-conditioning, asi zvakanyanya kuputswa mafeni pamadziro. Katsi dzemumugwagwa dzinoshivirira dzichitsvaka zvokudya dzinodzungaira nemakumbo emibhedha yesimbi yechinyakare inoratidzira ruvara ruduku bedzi kubva papendi yakaomeswa nomutobvu.

Iwe zvakare uchafanirwa kubata nezviratidzo zvausingawanzo kuwana muchipatara cheWestern.

Inonyanyozivikanwa nhamba 1 ishamwari yakanaka kwazvo yemukadzi. Mukadzi akanaka, anofadza, mutengi wenguva dzose muchitoro chedu nekuti anoshandira maneja. Mushure menhoroondo yePattaya ine vazhinji pano, akawana mari yakakwana kutenga basa.
Akarumwa necentipede. Mhuka yakareba masendimita makumi maviri, yakakora zvigunwe zviviri. Kunyanya njodzi uye zvinotorwadza zvakanyanya. Tibia yake ine kuzvimba kwepepuru kwakasviba uye yakapetwa kaviri muhukuru. Shinbone ? Mubvunzi anoshamisika.

Mhuka idzodzo hadziwanzoruma tsoka kana ruoko here? Akachiwana sei uye kupi?
Kumba. Mumubhedha. Mhoro ? Eya, anogara muimba yemapuranga yakadaro, kazhinji dzimba dzokurara dziri pamusoro nokuti imba yakadaro inomira pamatanda. Asi nekufamba kwemakore, makamuri akawedzerwa pasi. Saka mhuka dzinogona kuwana nyore kudziya uye unyoro.
Zvisinei nekuti anogara pauriri hwepamusoro peimba yematombo, Mubvunzi anotarisira kuvhura duvet kubva zvino zvichienda mberi asati agara pasi… .

Murwere wechipiri imhuri. A cousin. Akanaka murume ane makore angangoita makumi maviri uye ngochani. Zvinoita kuti anzwe kusagadzikana zvakanyanya nevashanyi vese nekuti anofanirwa kupfeka mapijama echipatara akajeka akashongedzwa nemaruva eorenji. Hapana chaanowana. Ane denge fever. Dengue fever. Kana kuongororwa ikoko kukasaitwa nekukurumidza zvakakwana, kunogona kuuraya. Umhutu ndihwo hunotakura uye kune mamiriyoni ahwo munguva yekunaya kwemvura.
Neraki, ivo vakakurumidza, amai nababa vari zvimwe zvakagadziridzwa maIsaaner uye neinishuwarenzi. Nekuda kweizvozvo, mukomana mudiki ari mune imwe yemakamuri mashoma ega. Asi zvinongoodza moyo semahoro. Terevhizheni yeThai inoridza mhere, firiji ine ruzha uye mhepo inofefetera.
Iye Inquisitor nekukurumidza haazive nzira yekuzvigadzirira kurwisa chirwere ichi uye anofunga kuzvidudzira muchiThai, karma.

Wechitatu muvakidzani. Nezviyero zveIsan, zvinoreva kuti imba yake inenge mayadhi mazana mashanu kubva kune yedu. Kunyange dengue fever. In much worse condition than the cousin. Nekuti murombo, hapana inishuwarenzi inopfuura iyo "makumi matatu baht" chinhu. Akazengurira kureba nekuda kwekutya kukwira kwemitengo.
Zvakare nekuti mukadzi uyu ane vazukuru vatatu vaanochengeta. Mubvunzurudzo, hongu, anobvunza, mumazwi eFlemish, "maboo kubva mumhino" yemudiwa wake. Sei vane mhosva yevana vadiki vatatu?

Murume wemuvakidzani akakurumidza kufa. Mwanasikana wake nemurume vakaona ramangwana rakasiyana pane kuve varimi veIsan, murume anobishaira waLaem Chebang kwaanoshanda pachiteshi. Uye pakarepo akawana rumwe rudo, saka amai vaduku vakanga vari voga. Iyo yeku Koh Samui, iyo indasitiri yevashanyi, muresitorendi inonzi, asi izvo zvinosiya De Inquisitor achifunga chimwe chinhu.
Chii chinoita kuti rudo rwake runyanye hasha: iwe nemafungiro ako asina kunaka nguva dzose ....

Haasi Mubvunzurudzo chete anonzwa sefodya, anonzwirawo tsitsi vana vaduku vatatu. Vave nesvondo vakagara muchipatara ichocho, muwadhi yainge yakazara vanhu, pedyo nemubhedha waambuya. Kune dzimwe mhuri shoma dziri pedyo, uyezve ivo zvino vanofanira kushanda muminda yemupunga. Vanogona kusvetukira mukati. Saka Mubvunzi anotora huipi hutatu pasi pebapiro rake, aona imwe nzvimbo yekutamba kuseri kwechivako. Anogona here kusvuta pakarepo.

Iyo nhandare yekutamba yaizovharwa ipapo muDe Lage Landen. Ekare, isina pendi uye saka matoyi ane ngura. Maswinji maviri ane tambo ave kuda kuputika, uye imwe yasununguka kubva pakubatirira kwayo muzasi, saka iri kuzunguzika zvine njodzi. Slide-off apo madziro ane ngura emativi anovimbiswa kukonzera maronda akazaruka. Chinhu chinotenderera chine zvigaro zvinogara zvakasununguka zvichibhururuka zvichienda.
Asi vana vanonakidzwa, kunyanya kana The Inquisitor ikavabata kuti vadye coke nemasiwiti panzvimbo dzakaiswa zvine hungwaru.
Mudzanga unova wechitatu, uye kamwe kamwe mukadzi wacho akamira ipapo. Ko The Inquisitor achiri kuda kuenda kumba here? Asi anopenya, anozvifarira oh zvekuti hubby akapa vana varaidzo. Pane imwe nguva mumotokari, mubvunzo unouya zvakare - 'iwe wakanaka nevana, sei iwe pachako ...?'

Ah mudiwa, Mubvunzurudzo haashandise mubvunzo uyu unodzokororwa. Uye zvinotapira , mune imwe yemarestaurant mashoma mudhorobha umo mune chekudya chemunhu akaita saiye.
Kana mamiriro ezvinhu akakurumidza kudzoka sezvaaifanira kuva, patinodzokera kumba chitoro hachichavhuriki kuitira kuti tive nenguva yakawanda nokuda kwomumwe nomumwe.

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