Diary yaSjaak Schulteis (chikamu 2)

Sjaak Schulteis nemusikana Aom

Sjaak Schulteis akashanda semutariri kuLufthansa kwemakore makumi matatu. Somugumisiro, akauya kuBangkok anenge mwedzi uri wose kwemakore anoverengeka. Nyika dzaanofarira iBrazil, Japan neThailand. Kubva Zvita 30, anga achigara nemusikana wake Aom (2012) muimba yakanaka yekurojesa padyo nemusha weKhao Kuang (Prachuap Khiri Khan), makiromita gumi kubva kuPranburi uye makiromita makumi maviri kubva kuHua Hin. Sjaak akakwanisa kutora basa rekutanga pazera re39. Paanenge angogamuchira mvumo yekushanda, iye neshamwari yeGermany kubva kuHua Hin vanoda kugadzirisa matambudziko ane chokuita nekombiyuta kune vatorwa vanogara pedyo neCha-am, Hua Hin naPranburi.

Mutambo unonakidza wetembere muPranburi

Nezuro manheru ini nemusikana wangu takatyaira kuenda kuMutambo weTemberi muPranburi. Zvainakidza chaizvo. Zvokudya zvakawanda uye masiwiti zviripo. Mhemberero kuWat Wang Phong inotora mavhiki maviri.

Asi kutanga taifanira kukudza Buddha uye kutenderera zvedu mutemberi. Nekuda kweizvozvo takatenga ruva rekugadzira nemabhaht makumi maviri rimwe nerimwe, gwaro rakapetwa, tumiti tunonhuwira tutatu, kenduru nemamwe mashizha mapfumbamwe egoridhe (taive negumi, mumwe munhu akaverenga zvisirizvo). Isu takanyorawo mazita edu pamapepa akanaka nerupiro: kamwe 40 baht uye yechipiri (iyo inonyanya kukosha - yaive yekuropafadzwa kwechikamu chedu chenyika) ye100 baht.

Tisati takamura mashizha edu endarama, aya aikandwa mumudziyo mukuru: ruva, rusenzi nekenduru nepepa pamwe chete. Iri rakanga riri mune chimwe chivako chaiva pakati poruvazhe. Musikana wangu akaziva kuti vanhu vakawanda vaitadza uye akatanga aita rwendo ndokuzopinda. Akanga ava nemavhiki maviri ari mutemberi uye ainyatsoziva maitirwo acho uye akanditungamirirawo neruoko kuti ndiite zvose zvakanaka.

Mashizha edu egoridhe haana kubhururuka

Pakati petemberi pakanga pane chiyeuchidzo chine bhora guru rakarembera pamusoro pegomba ramativi mana. Chibhorani chaive chakanamira nechinhu chawaigona kunamira mashizha egoridhe. Kwakanga kune mamwe mativi masere akarembera akatenderedza chiyeuchidzo, ose akanga akaverengwa. Unogonawo kunamira mashizha egoridhe 1 cm2 ipapo wonamata munamato kana kutaura chishuwo nguva dzose.

Aya akanga akafukidzwa nemashizha egoridhe aya. Ndakaita kakungwara haaa nekuti mashizha mazhinji haana kunamira nekuti munhu wese airamba achisunda mashizha atovepo. Zvakadaro, pasi pebhora, pakaita dema, rakanamira zvishoma rakanga richiri pachena. Ndakanongedzera sahwira wangu izvi achibva atevera zano rangu. Mashizha edu haana kubhururuka. Mushure mekupatsanura mashizha mapfumbamwe, takanamirawo nhamba yegumi pabhora nhamba 10.

Takabva tabuda mutemberi. Shamwari yangu yaive nezvidimbu zvemashizha egoridhe zvakanamira kumeso kwake nemawoko aive abva mabhora. Aitaridzika zvakanaka paganda rake rebrown. Ipapo ndipo pataigona kudya nekutenga tunhu tudiki. Waigona kutenga zvishongo padanga rezvipfuwo. Aya aitengeswa semakeke anopisa. Yaitaridzika segoridhe, asi haigone kuve goridhe. Mutengesi (muChinese) aitaura asingamire.

Pakati, vanhu vemubatsiri wake vakatenga zvishongo, izvo zvaitengeswa ne20, 100, 200 baht. Uyewo inotarisa 50 baht. Dzimwe nguva chimwe chinhu chaienda mahara. Mhete kana yakwana kana kuti mumwe munhu akapfeka magirazi aigona kuuya kuzotora chimwe chinhu. Musikana wangu akanditumira ring, asi mumwe munhu akangondirova. Akatenga necklace ye20 baht uye akafara zvakanyanya.

Chandainyanya kufarira idanga raitengeswa midziyo yemapuranga. Zvikuru. Kwegumi nenhatu 13000 baht unogona kuwana yakanaka tafura yemapuranga uye zvigaro zvitanhatu. Ingomirira zvishoma, nekuti isu tichiri kuda kufamba.

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Kuushumiri kunotora rezenisi redu remudhudhudhu

Masvondo mashoma apfuura, ini nemusikana wangu Aom takaenda kuBazi rezvekutakurwa uye Traffic muPranburi kuti pakupedzisira nditore rezinesi rangu remudhudhudhu mushure megore rekudzidzira mumigwagwa yeThai. "Hazvisi nyore," Aom akadaro kakawanda, kana taizoendako, zvaizotora kana mazuva maviri. Pakaunda zvakatsanangurirwa kwatiri zvataida: mapikicha maviri epasipoti, kopi yepasipoti yedu, uchapupu hwokunyoreswa kubva kubasa rokupinda nokupinda munyika uye chitupa chachiremba.

Neruzivo urwu takasimuka. Dhipatimendi rekubuda kwevanhu munyika raive muHua Hin. Ndiko kwaiva kufamba kwemaminitsi 45 pamudhudhudhu wedu. Pandakasvika ikoko (benzi rangu) ndaifanira kuita kondirakiti yokurenda neni (kana kuti chibvumikiso chokuva muridzi wemba) kuti ndikwanise kuzadza fomu ipapo. Asi waibvumirwa kutora fomu racho kumba. Aom aitotya kuti taizofanira kubhadhara mabhaht maviri pafomu uye haana kufarira nyaya yekuti ndakabva ndatora maviri neni nekuda kwezvikanganiso zvekunyora. Paakazogutsikana kuti idzi dzakasununguka ndipo paakazonyaradzwa.

Nekuda kwekuti takanga tichiri kufanira kutora chitupa chehutano, takatyaira kuchipatara cheHua Hin, mushure mekutanga kutsvaga kiriniki yachiremba. Chipatara chaiita sechisarudzo chiri nyore kwandiri. SomuThai, aisafanira kunyoresa, asi saFarang, ndakaita. Ipapo BP yedu nouremu zvakayerwa. Izvi zvakashamisa Aom (60 kg) neni (91 kg!). Takasarudza kutenga chiyero uye kutarisa macalorie edu (ikozvino mavhiki mana gare gare: anorema 58 kg uye ini ndinoyera 85 kg - yippee, inoshanda).

Chiremba anobvunza kuti: Unogara wakadhakwa here?

Zvakatora nguva yakareba chaizvo ndiri muchipatara. Takakwanisa kugara mumutsara wezvigaro. Mberi kwangu kwakanga kwakagara mukomana wechiThai ane makore ari pasi pemakumi maviri, uyo ari oga airatidzika kuva anorema zvakapetwa kaviri. Zvino pakabva paita mumwe murume aive nekukura kumeso kwainge kwakafanana nebhora re tennis. Zvaisaita sezvitsva. Ndati garei garei ndichidzika mutoilet ndakaona mumwe Farang achisundidzirwa pamubhedha. Murume wacho aitarisa makore angangoita 90 uye akanga akakwenya, aine chitarisiko chakasimba mumaziso ake uye asinganyanyi kufamba. Zvipatara zviri kuodza moyo, ndakazozviziva zvakare.

Tsamba yachiremba yakakurumidza kuitwa. Mibvunzo mishoma yaifanira kupindurwa nemazvo (ndiani angati hungu kana ukabvunzwa kana uchigara uchidhakwa?). Zvakadaro. Takabuda muchipatara gare gare 500 baht murombo: zana baht yeshamwari yangu Aom uye mazana mana ebhaht emutorwa.

Mhinduro bvunzo ine accelerator uye brake pedal

Mangwana acho takadzokera kuhofisi yeimmigration nemaforms aive atopera mangwana acho takaenda kunoongororwa hunyanzvi hwekutyaira. Wapedza kunyoresa, wakabva washevedzwa kuti utore reaction test mumba. Iwe unobva wagara patafura ine kabati pamusoro payo uye mapedal maviri pasi. Bhokisi riri patafura rine bhatani. Iwe unofanirwa kudzvanya izvi kana mbariro mbiri dziri pamberi pako dziri pahurefu hwakafanana. Izvi zvinoedza ruzivo rwako rwakadzama.

Mapedal ari pasi petafura iaccelerator pedal uye brake pedal. Ikozvino ndiri kushamisika kuti chii chandinowana kubva pakuwana rezinesi remudhudhudhu. Zvisinei, zvaifanira kuitwa. Saka, iwe unomhanyisa uye kana mwenje ukatsvuka, unofanirwa kubhureka. Zvinonzwika zviri nyore, zviri nyore uye zvakadaro pakanga paine vanhu vazhinji vakatadza bvunzo iyi. Nehurombo, musikana wangu aivewo mumwe weava (ave achichovha midhudhudhu kwemakore makumi maviri nerimwe !!!).

Saka akaburitswa muchikamu chekutanga. Avo vakabvumirwa kuenderera mberi vakaratidzwa vhidhiyo, yakazara Thai style. Sezvineiwo hapana chandainzwisisa, asi ndakazvinzwisisa. Hongu, kanenge vavariro yacho. Zvino mushure memaawa maviri marefu uye mitambo yakawanda yekushivirira paGalaxy Tab yangu (Android piritsi) tinogona kutora zororo.

Takanakidzwa nekudya kunonaka kunonaka muTesco food court

Takaenda kuTesco Lotus kunodya kudya kwemasikati ikoko. Tsaona yakanga yaitika pamharadzano yakatarisana neTesco. Ambulance yakabondera. Akanga achiri nemwenje unopenya. Tichisvika paTesco takabva tangoona kwazvabva izvi. Dzimwe mota mbiri dzainge dzaroverana pamberi pemagonhi ekupinda muTesco. Zvakawanda nezve traffic yakachengeteka. Kudya kwemasikati hakuna kumbonaka. Ndichiperekedzwa nomusikana wangu, murume nomudzimai vokuDenmark uye mumwe murume wechiduku wokuRussia, takadya zvokudya zvinonaka zvinonaka munzvimbo yokudyira yeTesco.

Tadzoka kubva kuzvokudya zvemasikati, mupurisa anonzwira tsitsi, asi anotyisa akanga akatimirira mukirasi. Isu Farangs takanonoka uye akatitarisa achizvidza (?) uye akakoshesa kwekanguva ndokubva aenderera mberi nehurukuro yake pamusoro pekuchengetedzwa kwemigwagwa, njodzi nezvimwe zvakadaro sababa vachipa vana vavo chidzidzo.

Ndaisakwanisa kutyaira ndakananga

Zvakadaro tsika yacho yakabuda panze. Izvi zvaive nezvikamu zvitatu: 20 cm yakafara, 10 mita kureba uye 3 centimita yakakwirira mutsara muchena waifanira kuteverwa pasina kukanganisa. Vazhinji vavo vakazviita, kwete ini. Waibvumirwa kuedza kaviri, asi handina kukwanisa kutyaira ndakananga. Uye ndakanga ndisina doro zvakadaro.

Saka ndakakwanisa kudzoka mazuva mashomanana gare gare kuti ndiedze zvakare. Musikana wangu aidzokerawo kuma tests. Takaita izvi pamwe chete uye nekuti haana kupasa bvunzo kechipiri, takaita nekukurumidza. Ndakatora mukana uyu kudzidzira kuyambuka mutsara kusvika pakukwana. Kwapera mazuva maviri rakange ravewo jana rangu uye panguva iyi zvese zvakafamba sezvazvaifanira.

Kunyange zvazvo ndakanga ndiripo maawa mana mangwanani nekuda kwekusanzwisisana, asi zvakadaro, Tesco yakanga iri pedyo uye munguva pfupi iyo nguva yakanga yaperawo. Mushure mebvunzo inoshanda, ndakabva ndabvumirwa kutora bvunzo dzekombuta. Iyi ine hutsinye kunesu vatorwa, nekuti dzimwe mhinduro muhurongwa hwesarudzo dzakawanda dzaive dzakarurama dzakaonekwa sedzisina kunaka nekuda kwegadziriro isiriyo. Saka unofanira kuziva kuti ndeipi mhinduro isiriyo yokupa. Mubvunzo wacho dzimwe nguva wakanga usina kujeka, nokuti waitaura mumwe mubvunzo wausina kumboona. Apa maive nemikana miviri ndikaita kechipiri. Nguva diki diki diki ndaiva muridzi anodada werezinesi remudhudhudhu weThai.

Kwema500 baht musikana wangu (makore makumi maviri nerimwe eruzivo rwekutyaira) aigona kupasa bvunzo

Uye musikana wangu? Izvi zvakaitika zvakare svondo rino. Akapasa bvunzo yekupindura ipapo, akaita zvese nemazvo, dzidzira uye zvichingodaro. Aive nedambudziko chete necomputer test. Pane imwe nguva vakauya kwandiri ndokundibudisa panze kwechinguva. Aigona kupasa iyi bvunzo ye500 baht; Mushure mezvose, akange aine makore ese ehunyanzvi hwekutyaira uye akange arasikirwa nerezinesi rake rekare remudhudhudhu nekuda kwekuchinja kwezita makore mashoma apfuura. Ndizvo zvaigoneka.

Diary yaSjaak yapfuura yakaonekwa muna Kukadzi 13.