Kutsveta wakarara nemanhede (Kubva: Nyaya dzinokurudzira kubva kuNorthern Thailand; nhamba 36)
Nyaya iyi ndeye I Muaj; baba vake vaiva Chinese. Iye zvino akanga ava namakore 16 kana kuti 17 okukura uye akanga ane nyanga sehero. (*) Uye aida kuzviita nomurume. Aida kuziva kuti kana murume nemukadzi vane ruchiva zvinoita sei. Nezveshiri nenyuchi, munoziva!
Rimwe zuva akasangana naBa Phad wekumusha. Aive zera iroro futi. Vakataura zvishoma ndokudanana. Uye rimwe zuva rakanaka vakabvumirana kusangana pajecha. Seri kwemba yaaigara nevabereki vake vekuChina kwaive nejecha, sezvaunoona murwizi rweMae Tha.(**) Zvakanaka, ita kunge rwizi rwaMae Tha zvechokwadi…
Manheru akasvika uye ini Muaj ndaifanira kuwana chikonzero chekubuda mumba. Eya, mazuva iwayo vanhu vakanga vasina zvimbudzi. Vakanochera pajecha murwizi. Saka pakwasviba akawana mukana wekusangana naBa Phad pachitsuwa chiri muRwizi rweMae Tha. Akarovera kumadziro zvinyoro nyoro ndokubva vaenda kuchitsuwa. Iyo nyaya haipe chero ruzivo nezve zvavakaita ipapo asi yakawedzera kuenda kune yakawanda uye yakawanda!
Asi vabereki vacho, avo vakanga vari vokuChina, vakaziva kuti mwanasikana wavo akanga asina kuzvibata. Zvino rimwe zuva paakadzoka kubva kurwizi, nokuda kwemvura pajecha, baba vake vakabvunza nezvazvo. “Ini Muaj wanga uripi?” “Ndakapopota.” “Aaa, asi kumusana kwei kune jecha?” Akashaya nyaya yakanaka yekutaura saka akangoti “ndakapupa ndakagara kumusana. ainyepa.'
Baba vakabva vatuka. 'Haigoni kuwana chero crazier! Ko sei musingarambi mushe sezvinoita vamwe vanhu vose?'
Kunobva:
Titillating ngano kubva kuNorthern Thailand. White Lotus Books, Thailand. Musoro weChirungu 'Taking a shit lying on your back'. Yakaturikirwa nekupepetwa naErik Kuijpers. Munyori ndiViggo Brun (1943); ona zvimwe tsananguro: https://www.thailandblog.nl/cultuur/twee-verliefde-schedels-uit-prikkelende-verhalen-uit-noord-thailand-nr-1/
(*) 'Ine nyanga setende remukicheni', kubva mumutambo wetheater naHarrie Jekkers.
(**) Rwizi rweMae Tha, แม่ทา, runoyerera muDunhu reLamphun.
MuBelgium iyo joke haina kunyatsoshanda ... 😉
Zvakanaka kana ukaenzanisa "pooping" neBelgian POEPEN.
RonnyLatYa, uye zvakare Frank, zvakanaka, ndizvo zvaunowana nekusiyana kwemitauro. 'Zvidhori' zvinowanikwa mune imwe yemitauro yeDutch-Limburg uye ine chirevo chakafanana nekuita tsvina muFlanders. Kana kuti iri kuputika muFlemish?
Tine mashoko akapfuma echiito ichocho; Izvi ndizvo zvinotaurwa nerimwe chirevo:
Kuenda, kubhutsura, kubhaudha, kusundidzira, kuita basa guru, kutaura chirevo chekudzikinura, kupopota, kushinyira, kuzvisunungura, kuita bhizinesi rake, kusona, kufongora, kufefetera, kufefetera. Ndakaverenga kuti muFlemish unogonawo kutaura kudiwa kukuru, chimbuzi chikuru, pinza chimwe chinhu, kuisa shit ...
Kakken iGermanism asi zvakare inowanikwa muChirungu: to cack.
Ndakarerwa uye ndakadzidziswa muABN. Dzimwe nguva ndinoverenga mashoko echiFlemish munyaya dzaAlphonse pano uye ndozotora duramazwi. Iinewo runako rwayo! Ngatikoshesei mitauro iyoyo nemisiyano iyoyo.
Ndosaka ndaifungira kuti musikana uyu ane mukomana wekuFlemish.