Wan di, wan mai di (Chikamu 5)

Kusvika inenge mwedzi mitanhatu yapfuura, Zvinonyadzisira nemurume wake, mutyairi wetekisi Joe, vaigara pamusoro pedu pauriri hwechipiri (yeThai: pauriri hwechitatu!). Zvinonyadzisira mukadzi wepamba uye ndinofunga anoona TV kana mafirimu zuva rose. Murume wake Joe anoita bhizinesi remunhu mumwe chete rematekisi. Taxi ndiyo pfuma yake.

Joe murume anotaridzika zvakanaka, ane makore ekuma40 (ndinofunga), anogara akapfeka hembe yakaainiwa, jean yemufashoni uye anogara achinhuwa 'hom'.

Paaigara pano nePorn, ndaigona kuona kuti akatanga basa masikati uye akatyaira kusvika husiku. Zviri pachena kuti haasi munhu wemangwanani.

Zvinonyadzisira mukadzi wake wechitatu waakaroora naye (kana kuti, anogara naye). Handizivi kuti wanano dzake mbiri dzekare dzakagumira kupi, asi ndine fungidziro. Joe anoda vakadzi, kunyanya kana vakati kurei kupfuura avhareji pamusoro.

Tsananguro iyi inokodzerawo Porn. Ane huturu hwakati tsvikiti, haana huso hwakanaka chaizvo, asi kana atenga braa nyowani, anofanirwa kutarisa masaizi akakura. Joe anofarira kubatirira paanoita rudo. Izvozvo zvakava pachena mumwedzi ichangopfuura.

Mbuya vaive nemusikana webasa wekuLaos aive nezamu rezamu rakaita sePorn. Mushandi uyu akadzokera kuLaos nekuti baba vake vairwara. Vakakumbira mbuya kuti vadzoke nenguva yakafanira vakavaudza kuti honzeri huru yaida kuita izvi ndiJoe. Aiva neshungu naye, aimuda uye aiti zvakanga zviri zviviri. Pamimwe mibvunzo kubva kuna mbuya, mukadzi uyu akaburitsa mamwe mashoko.

Munguva yake yebasa, Joe dzimwe nguva aiuya kuzodanana naye (pane imwe nzvimbo mumba maambuya) uye izvozvo dzimwe nguva zvaiitika usiku paaibva kubasa, asati aenda kuimba yake. Mbuya vaive mumatunhu ese vakati Joe amirire. Aifanira kurongedza zvinhu zvake achibva amupa chiziviso chemari yerent. Joe akaedza kudzikamisa zvinhu asi zvakashaya basa.

Mbuya vakaudza zvinonyadzisira kuti vainge vavapa chiziviso nekuti murume wavo "ari kuzviita" nemushandi wake. Joe akapika kuti aive manyepo uye zvinonyadzisira akatenda murume wake, kunyangwe hukama hwake huviri hwakambotadza. Vakatama kubva mukondomu uye zvino vakarenda kondomu mune imwe imba nyowani yekondomu inodzika pasi peSoi. Nembwa yavo chokwadi.

Zvinonyadzisira zvakakwereta Kob 100.000 baht kubva kunzvimbo yekugezesa kubheja. Nekuti mudiwa waKob akange asisade kumutsigira, Zvinonyadzisira naJoe zvino vane gomba mumari yekuchengetedza yemhuri ye90.000 baht nekuti Kob achiri kudzosera zviuru gumi zvebhaht. Joe haana chaaiziva pakutanga, asi zvinonyadzisira zvaifanira kureurura nyaya yacho. (Nenzira, mudzimai wangu wechiThai ane chokwadi chokuti ichi chirango kubva kuna Buddha nokuda kwehupombwe hwaJoe)

Joe zvino anobuda mutekisi yake kuseni odzoka kumba kwave manheru. Zvinonyadzisira zvinoedza kutsvaga basa uye kuita mari nedzimwe nzira. Chimwe chazvo ndechekuti yakamisa rudzi rwekuchengeta/kukwereta mari kune vanhu vakazvimirira. Ini handisi kunzwisisa - kunyangwe mushure mekutsanangurwa - chaizvo kuti inoshanda sei. Izvo zvakakosha ndezvekuti gumi kusvika gumi neshanu Thai dhipoziti 10 baht mwedzi wega wega, kugadzira piggy bank. Mushure memwedzi mishoma pachava ne15 baht.

Izvo hazvisi zvemubereko wemari iyi kuburikidza neakaundi yebhangi, asi kana mumwe wevanoisa mari achida mari (semuenzaniso kutenga flat screen kana nhare mbozha), anogona kukwereta mari kubva mupoto (iyo savings cooperative) pamutengo wakatarwa mubereko wakakura, asi kazhinji wakadzikira pane weanonzi 'loan shark'. Kufarira kunodzokera muhari, saka inoramba iri pfuma yenhengo dze depositors club.

Chinogona kukanganisa munyika ino (uye dzimwe nguva chinokanganisa) ndechekuti linchpin yekirabhu, mubati wehomwe, anomhanya nepoto yese, asina kusiya kero kana nhamba itsva yefoni. Saka unofanira kuva nechivimbo chakanyanya mumubati wehomwe nekuti hapana chiri pabepa.

Pandakatanga kunzwa kuvakwa uku, zita rekutanga cooperative (pakutenga mafetiraiza, fodhi nembeu, yakagadzwa muAardenburg, muna 1877) muNetherlands yakabva yauya mupfungwa: "Kunyatsonzwisisa kuzvida".

Chris de Boer

Chivako chekondomu chinogara Chris chinotungamirwa nemumwe mukadzi wechikuru. Anomuti mbuya, nokuti ari zvose muchimiro uye nezera. Ambuya vane vanasikana vaviri (Doaw naMong) avo Mong ndiye muridzi wechivako papepa.