Shamwari mbiri dzeThai kwehupenyu hwose
Ku: Sawadeekrab khun Prawit. Wamuitira zvakanaka zvakare. Musangano usina mavara weASEAN pasina dambudziko. Ingori bhegi rinonyumwira paHat Yai chiteshi asi ndinofunga wakazvitarisira iwe pachako. Iwe unogara uine iyo system yakaedzwa, handiti?
Pra: Ndatenda, Nemiwo. Unondiziva zvakanaka, ndaona. Paiva nezvakawanda kupfuura izvozvo. Iwe unoziva: ese aya hisos aisada kurara kuchamhembe pedyo neImpact, asi pakati peBangkok, muMandarin Oriental, Shangri-la kana Marriott. Ndave nemamwe mafomu mazana mashanu eTM500 akadhindwa ndokuendeswa kumahotera aya nekuti handivimbe nechiziviso chavo chepakati. Zviri pamusoro expats, munoziva. Mamwe maMercedes akatozopendwawo yero. Kuwana vatyairi vakanaka vaida kutyaira vachimhanya mumugwagwa unobhadhariswa kashoma pazuva kwakanga kusina dambudziko. Takanga tine 30 vanofarira zve 2000 laps. Uye vamwe vakanga vachida kuita basa racho mahara. Icho chinhu chakasiyana pane kutora maseneta matsva. Vanochaja mari yakawanda vobva vashandisa maBaht aya akaoma kunze kwenyika.
Ku: Ini ndagara ndakatsigira kuti hapana chakaipa nekukurudzira kwevaThaiswo zvavo kushandira nyika.
Pra: Ndakatadza kurara mukati memazuva mashanu emusangano weASEAN. Pazera rangu ndinoda kurara masikati, zvikasadaro handibate sipo yeThai paTV. Ndinovimba kuti hamunetse kana ndikatsikitsira mukati memisangano yeparamende iri kuuya ndofunga nezvechimwe chinhu chinonakidza.
Ku: Zvino chii?
Pra: Zvakanaka. Mazuva mashanu iwayo eASEAN aive akanaka. Asi chakanyanya kundinakidza kwaiva kushanda kwezviuru zvishoma zvemauto chaiwo zuva risati raitwa musangano. Vese varume vechidiki, vakanaka, vane huroyi vaiita zvose zviya zvekusvetuka kubva muchikopokopo (hatifanire kutengera vamwe vatsva vevarume ivavo imwe isati yarovera?) vakaita kuti moyo wangu urove zvishoma. Handina kurara hangu.
Ku: Zvakanaka here kumoyo wako, shamwari yangu?
Pra: Zvakanaka, kwete chaizvoizvo. Chiremba wangu wemwoyo akandiyambirawo kuti nditsive vachengeti vangu vechirume nevakadzi. Asi ini handigoni kuzviunza pachangu kuita izvozvo. Kunyangwe mumasipo emazuva ese, handione kana mutambi wechiThai mumwe chete anondinakidza. Kunonoka kwangu, kwakanaka, aiwa, shamwari yakanaka kwazvo handina kuzvionawo. Pataiva tose, takanga tisingachazivi nguva. Uye dzimwe nguva ndairara zvakanyanya. Ndosaka ndakabvumirwa kukwereta mawachi ake ose 25. Ese aive mawachi akanaka aigara achishanda: Rolexes, Patek Philippe (rinongova zita rinonakidza!), Audemars Pigues uye A. Lange & Sohne. Zvinosuruvarisa kuti handisisina uye ndicho chimwe chezvikonzero nei dzimwe nguva ndisingamuke.
Ku: Iye zvino ndava kuzvinzwisisa zviri nani.
Pra: Mukadzi chete anoita chero chinhu kwandiri ndiSuprang-orn. Munoziva, mukadzi uya akafamba neni kuHawaii pabasa redu rehurumende. Iye ndiye epitome yebasa revakadzi reThai. Anogona kubika uye kushumira mumakamuri ese eimba yako. Uye kwete chete mama noodles, uye kwete chete vacuum cleaner. Pamwe mubvunzo unoshamisa, asi wakamborova vanasikana vako pasi here?
Ku: Zvakanaka, kare kare, shamwari. Ini ndiri kufarira pombi yekururamisa pamagaro, nenzira. Asi sezvo basa rangu rechiuto rakafambira mberi, ndakatanga kufunga uye kuita zvinhu ndisingafungi. Ndinogona kunge ndaiva baba vane chiremera kare, asi kwete zvakare. Ndinofanira kutarisa zvino uye vana vangu vanoteerera, kana kuti kumhanya. Mumba mangu motto ichiri kushanda: vasikana vakanaka mukati, vasikana vakaipa kunze. Big Joke yakachinja gare gare. Vakomana vakanaka mukati, vakaipa kunze. Izvo hazvishande kwauri, ndinofunga ... hahahaha.
Pra: Ndichiri kuda mbama kuzasi. Ndinofanira kuita misikanzwa nekuda kweizvozvo, asi ndinogona kuzviita, kunyangwe pazera rangu. Uye Suprang-on anondinzwisisa zvakanyanya.
Ku: Ndinoshamisika kana General Prem anotinzwisisa zvakanyanya. Murume anotarisira imba yake yakanga isina munhu akanditumira meseji achiti anonzwa kunhuwa kwaPrem kuchangobva kugerwa zuva nezuva. Yaitove paTV. Zvinoita sekuti mweya waPrem wava kugara mumba make. Ndinofanira kutaura kuti handisi kufara nazvo. Iwe uchiri mutoro wekuchengetedzwa kwemukati, handizvo here?
Pra: Ehe saizvozvo. Uye munyaya iyi ndinogona kukubatsira pachangu. Ndichaenda kumba rimwe remazuva. Prem aive nezvakafanana mushure mekuveurwa kwandakagamuchira sechipo kubva kune yangu yakanaka, kwete, shamwari yakanaka kwazvo yakafa pandakanga ndiine makore makumi manomwe: Kukokwa naPaco Rabane.
Ku: Ndinoda kukusiira iwe kuti dambudziko ringagadziriswe sei.
Pra: Ndatenda. Ndine chokwadi chekuti kunyangwe uine hunyanzvi hwemutauro uye kudzidziswa kwechiuto, hausati waziva zvinorehwa neInvictus.
Ku: Kwete, asi ini chaizvoizvo handina basa nazvo.
Pra: Invictus chiLatin uye zvinoreva kuti haakundiki.
Ku: hahahahaah, yakakodzera chaizvo kwatiri.
Kutenda kukuru.
Ngwarira, Chris! Uri kuburitsa zvakavanzika zvehurumende zvakawandisa!
Zita remadunhurirwa raPrayut nderokuti Too (chigunwe chine refu -oe- uye toni yakaderera) asi pasocial media anowanzonzi Toep (ตูบ). Iro izita rembwa uye muna Isaan izita retumba.
Prayut ane vanasikana mapatya vakaumba duo rekuimba kare. Heino rwiyo kubva kwavari:
"Tichiri kudanana here kana kuti kwete?" Zvakakodzera chaizvo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQrMEE-mLBA
Zita remadunhurirwa raPrawit ndiBig Pom. Pom zvinoreva 'fort, citadel, castle'.
Imwe rwiyo kubva kumapatya iwayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqUDx2YdHEc
Mhinduro iri pasi apa inoti:
Ona zvimwe
Pane munhu anogona kundidudzira izvozvo?
ฺWakangoerekana warasikirwa nehunyanzvi hwako hwemutauro weThai? 555
Yakaturikirwa yakasununguka: Unotaridzika semucheche! Chigunwe chako chakareba, chakaderera chinondiyeuchidza nezvacho, uko kunouya steamboat! (Masangano emahara!)
Zita remadunhurirwa raPrayut zvakare rakanaka kwazvo: บิ๊กตู่, Big Toe ฺBig zvinoreva 'hombe' hombe. Vese vakuru vane izvo pamberi pezita ravo remadunhurirwa, Toe ine refu -oe- uye yakaderera toni
'kutora chinhu zvisiri pamutemo, kureva zvinhu zvenhema, kutora chimwe chinhu nechisimba kana chitsotsi'. Inoshanda?
Handina kuziva izwi reThai rekuti 'chigunwe' asi ndakaritarisa kumusoro apa:
http://www.thai-language.com/dict
Uye ลูกไอ้เหี้ยตู่นี่เอง zvinorevei? A bit rude...Zvakanaka, 'Ndivo vana veChigunwe chiya here?'
Ini nokuda kweToe ndinopfuurawo nepa ตูด (tòet, mbongoro) uye ปาาหหุด (plaa-jóet, fish-stop).
Mukana wechipiri: Ndasanganawo ne ตูด (tòet, mbongoro) uye ปลาหหุด (plaa-jóet, vis-stop) yeLoeng Toe. Semuenzaniso, chikwangwani ichi chinoti: 'Kuputa kunokuvadza vanhu, Plaajoet inokuvadza nyika'.
https://twitter.com/nuling/status/1191270504847400960
Ini ndichakupa mukana wechipiri, nekuti chinongedzo hachishandi kwandiri (zvakare?).
Uye ndinofunga kuti i ปลาหยุด (ine ย).
🙂
555 uri right Theo. Ndaigona kuchema, kutumira kwakatorwa offline saka chinongedzo hachichashanda. Ichi chinyorwa chitsva chine mufananidzo we ปลาหยุด: https://mobile.twitter.com/nuling/status/1191529288740196352
Wadiwa Chris De Boer,
Yakanyanya kunyorwa zvakanaka, iyo yakafanana ne 'Thai sipo'.
Yakanaka uye inonhuwira ine yakanaka inosekesa kubata.
Iva nekuverenga kwakanaka.
Pachokwadi,
Erwin
Zvakanaka kuverenga, iyi nzira itsva yenhau dzezvematongerwo enyika. Kunyangwe zvisingawanzo kujeka kwandiri kuti ndezvei ...
Isa pamwechete chikwata chinosanganisira Chris De Boer, Tino Kuis, l.lagemaat, Rob V. naRob. Kuseka chokwadi 😀 😀 😀 😀 !!