Pfungwa ye expat/pensionado
March 30 2017
Isu tinowanzo kutaura nezve Thai paThailandblog. Chidzidzo chekutenda icho munhu wese ane maonero pamusoro pacho. Kune chiyero zvakare zvakanaka kuti titarise zvakanyanya pane dzimwe nguva maitiro anoshamisa eanobuda / mudyandigere.
Vapepeti vanofanira kunge vakaita mavambo uye vakukumbira kuti upedze runyoro urwu (kuzviseka kudiki kunofanira kuitika, handiti?)
Zvakanaka, toenda. Pfupiso yezvinonzwisisika zve expat/pensionado:
- Nekuti vatorwa vakawanda muNetherlands vakatamira kunze kwenyika (Thailand).
- Mumwe murume wechikuru anobuda kunze nemusikana ane makore 25 okuberekwa uyo anozonyunyuta kuti ane hanya nemari chete.
- Expats vanowana Thailand inyika inotyisa nekuda kwehuwori, kutyorwa kwekodzero dzevanhu, kushomeka kwedemocracy, censorship, nezvimwe, asi ramba uchigara ipapo.
- Seka vanhu veThai vanotaura Chirungu chakashata, asi vanogona kutaura mazwi maviri eThai pachavo.
- Expats vakarambana katatu muNetherlands uye ipapo havanzwisise kuti hukama hwavo neThai hahuna kubudirira.
- Vanosimbirira kuti vane hupenyu hunonakidza, asi vanofinhwa kusvika pakufa.
- Vachembera, vane mhanza, matumbu akafuta vanotenda kuti vanoerekana vave 'murume ane hunhu'.
- Expats vanoti vakatamira kuThailand asi iwe usingakwanise kutamira kuThailand, unogona kugara ikoko kwenguva pfupi chero ukasangana nemamiriro emari.
- Vhura gaba rekutanga redoro na10 o'clock mangwanani uye ona kuti varume veThai vanhu vasina basa uye zvidhakwa.
- Expats vasingatauri mutauro weThai asi vanobvuma kuti vatorwa muNetherlands vanofanira kubatanidza uye kutaura mutauro wechiDutch.
- Funga Netherlands nyika yemitemo, asi unotsamwiswa nenyaya yekuti Thais anoita zvavanoda.
- Expats vanoti chikafu chiri pano chine hutano, kunyangwe hazvo michero nemiriwo muThailand zvakazara nehupfu hwekurima.
- Nemaziso akaoma vachiti traffic muThailand haina ngozi, nepo nyika ine yechipiri kufa kwemigwagwa yakawanda pavagari ve100.000 pasirese.
- Maexpats anoenda kuDutch catering establishments vobva vatanga kupopotedzana ipapo votsamwiswa nevanhu veko vanoziva zvese zvirinani.
- Vakuru vekunze vanotamba zvakanyanyisa muThai nightclub, sekunge vari kupemberera zuva ravo rekuzvarwa rechigumi nesere.
- Tumira kunyika yavo yekuzvarwa, asi ugamuchire bhenefiti yepamwedzi ye1.200 euros inoiswa kubhengi account yavo.
- Vanobuda kunze vanonyunyuta nehuwori munyika, asi vachiri kuchengeta mazana matatu baht parutivi kana vakamiswa nemapurisa.
- Zvikashamisa kuti Thais haaseki nguva dzese ivo vachifanira kushanda nesimba 250 euros pamwedzi mazuva manomwe pasvondo uye maawa gumi nemaviri pazuva.
- Kufamba-famba nehembe yeSingha pazera rekukura, kutora ma tatoo uye wozoenda kumhenderekedzo yegungwa mune speedo kushambira hunde idiki zvakanyanya.
Iwe unogona kunge uchiziva zvimwe zvishoma, saka zvizadze!
Masterful caricature! Asi kwete zvisingaiti. Permanent vacationers. Ah kwete ivo vanosarudza kuzvidaidza kuti "expats Inonzwika inonakidza. Uyezve izwi rechirungu! Mukomana, zvinosuruvarisa, izwi zvakare hariite manomano. manyepo? Thailand wholesales mairi. Unobhadhara, vanoendesa. Mukadzi wechidiki akanaka? Unobhadhara, anokuudza kuti uchiri kutaridzika zvakanaka! Uri kutenga nhema. MuNetherlands/Belgium uri munhu akura asina simba. MuThailand: Munhu akura achiri akakosha uyo, kunyangwe aine 60 plus, anoita seane 40er! Kurota paKurota pamusoro
Spicy yakanyorwa uye zvinosuruvarisa 99% chokwadi!
Izvi zvakanyatsonyorwa uye ndezvechokwadi!
Kurara muzuva rinopisa zuva rose kuti ndiwane tani, uye nekunyunyuta mushure mekunge kwaipisa zvakanyanya nhasi.
Kunyange zvazvo mufananidzo wegirazi muvarume vakuru vachitaura chokwadi chechokwadi, vachiri kufunga kuti kune varume vakasiyana ivo rudzi rweAdonis.
Kubuda zvakare manheru naBarmaid wechigumi, netarisiro yekuti uyu achange ari nani pane wekutanga, nekuti sekutaura kwaanoita, uyu haana DAMBUDZIKO, saka haadi mari.
Nice caricature asi kure nechokwadi. Kukanda munhu wese mumurwi uye nekuvaisa mumabhokisi ndizvo zvinowanzoitika muNetherlands. Ndakagara muThailand kweanopfuura makore gumi uye ndichiziva zvinopfuura zvakakwana vanhu vechiDutch vanojairana nemazvo. Kuenzanisa nekubatanidza uye kudzidza mutauro kuenzanisa maapuro nemaranjisi.
Avo vanozobatana muNetherlands vachiri nehupenyu hwavo hwese pamberi pavo muNetherlands uye vanogona kunge vachitsamira pane zvese zvinogoneka zvivakwa. Pensionados, ini ndinosarudza vanodya penjeni uye ndinopokana nezwi rekuti expat nekuti ini ndinoziva zvarinoreva, handigone kuvimba nechero chipi zvacho muThailand uye kuve nehupenyu hushoma hwesherufu. ChiThai mutauro wemanzwi uye zvinosuwisa kuti handichanzwa mutsauko. Ndinotaura Chirungu (chakanaka kwazvo mushure memakore 41 ekushandisa mubasa rangu), chiGermany (chakanaka) uye chiFrench (chine mwero) saka handigoni kuramba ruzivo rwemutauro. Ndakaedza kudzidza Thai, kutaura zvishoma asi ini handigone.
Ndave kumakondinendi ese uye Utopia haipo chero kupi, pane chimwe chinhu chekushoropodza kwese kwese. Zvakare muThailand uye zvakare muNetherlands. Rarama urarame ndiwo motto yangu.
Ini ndinoona mumhinduro yako kuti iwe pachako hauzvizive wega mune iyo expat's logic. Asi ndinofunga kuti zvirevo izvi zvinoshanda kune vakawanda. Asi hazvo kwete kumunhu wese. Inoramba iri stereotypical approach. Chero zvazvingava, zvinosekesa kuona zvakawanda zvezvirevo izvi zvichiitika mazuva ese kana ndiri muThailand.
Haha
Kuzviseka, kunozivikanwa, uye munhu wese anofanira kuzadza izvo zvinoshanda kwaari (kana iye).
Chete pfungwa nezve kubatanidzwa - kuti vanhu muNetherlands vanofanira kugona mutauro Dutch - zvakanaka
Kusiyana nevatorwa muNetherlands uye "Vatorwa" muThailand ndeyechokwadi kuti imwe inotariswa nehurumende uye imwe inofanira kuunza mari, saka unogona kutarisira chimwe chinhu kubva pairi.
zvakapfupikiswa zvakanaka!
Zvechokwadi kwete zvishoma zvishoma.
Haha ziva uye uchiri kupfeka masandals ane masokisi machena ndiwo muganhu wangu chaiwo.
Mukuita, pane pamwe hapana misiyano yakawanda pakati pekuwedzera kwegore uye chimiro chekugara zvachose.
Muzviitiko zvese izvi, Thailand pasina mubvunzo ichakudzinga kunze kwenyika kana ichida kukubvisa.
Kunyanya kuda nguva dzose kukumbira mvumo yekugara rimwe gore, izvo zvinoshungurudza.
Iyo hafu yezuva kuhofisi yeimmigration kamwe pagore harisi dambudziko.
Kunyunyuta pamusoro pehuwori (kunyangwe kune hwakawanda hwahwo) kunosekesa chokwadi.
Usatange wapfeka ngowani, wozonyunyuta pamusoro pemupurisa ane huori, asi usaende kukamba yemapurisa netikiti rako kunobhadhara (yepamusoro?) faindi kana watambira risiti.
Ndiani ane huori zvino?
Hupenyu mutambo uye vatambi vepamusoro vanoenda kure.
Ruzhinji rwevanhu vechiDutch muThailand vakavhota PVV musarudzo dzapfuura, saka zvavanoona nezvavanotaura zvinowanzoitika kune izvozvo.
Uye izvo zvisiri izvo kune iyo yese expat nharaunda munyika, sezvakaratidzwa nenhamba dzakachangobva kuburitswa pane ino blog.
expats
-kugunun'una kuti maThais hapana chavanoziva nezvenhoroondo yeEurope, asi hapana chavanoziva nezvenhoroondo yeThailand kana nyika dzakavakidzana.
-Kupomera maThais nekuratidza maPhones anodhura uye mota dziri kunze kwemugwagwa, asi havaite neimwe nzira
-gara uchiziva izvo maThai ari kutaura uye makuhwa ('marambi') kunyangwe ivo vasingatauri kana izwi rechiThai ivo pachavo.
-tenda kuti ivo 'vaenzi' muThailand uye vanofanirwa kubatwa saizvozvo apo vatorwa vanodzingwa muNetherlands.
-funga kuti Thais ane 'mai pen rai' mafungiro ivo pachavo vanotora mutoro wezvinetso
- tenda zvese zvavanoudzwa nemukadzi wavo wekuThai nemhuri yavo yeThai ('muchato pamberi paBuddha')
-Kufunga kuti vese Thais vanotenda zvakafanana uye vane pfungwa dzakafanana ('Thai tsika') pasina kubvunza
- Gara uchifunga kuti vanoziva zvese zviri nani kupfuura chero Thai
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Pasinei nekusarura kwose, ndinofunga kuti chikamu chikuru kwazvo chevaDutch vepenjeni vangafara kuchinjana.
Kushungurudzika mumusha wevakwegura muAppelscha, kana kufara muHua Hin, ndaizoziva.
Dutch vanhu kunze kwenyika
Shangu dzemapuranga - misoro yemapuranga - yaisateerera
Vanobuda kunze seni vasingadi kuita nezvese izvo expats zvataurwa pamusoro, uye bvisa, mune yangu Pattaya kune imwe nzvimbo yausingaone chero imwe expats, Thai chete, uye edza kurarama seThai nemusikana wake weThai. , uye kufara munyika yake itsva, uye kubudirira zvinoshamisa, pasina mari, nokuti ndizvo zviripo!
Rudy.
Chokwadi zvinhu zvakawanda zvichashanda kune iyo 'avhareji' sexpat muDutch enclaves muPhuket, Pattaya kana Hua Hin…
Neraki, ini pachangu ndinokora zvakanyanya pane iyo rondedzero, maviri chete machisi 🙂
Kuwedzera kwandinogona kufunga nezvazvo:
Kugara kune imwe nyika uyezve zuva nezuva telegraph kubva kumberi kuenda kumashure, uye kumashure, spell, verenga nu.nl uye tarisa bvn.
(Kunyoreswa kweNRC, kune rumwe rutivi, hakuna dambudziko 🙂)
expats
- vanoti chikafu cheThai chine hutano, asi unoda kudya bhora renyama rine greasy gravy kana kale mash neHema sausage;
- vanoti havasisina chekuita nenyika yebaba, asi enda kuguta nenyika kunotora licorice, salty herring uye frikadellen;
- vanotanga kunyomba Thai bargirls chete mushure mekukochekera imwe yavo (izvo zvinova zvisiri zvemutemo)
- kushandisa zviuru zvishoma baht pamwedzi padoro uye uchitsvaga zuva nezuva mutengo wakachipa wekuchinja kuti 'uwane' zana rebaht.
- Vhota PVV nekuti Netherlands yakazara nemagandanga echiIslam (kwete kurwiswa kumwe chete zvakadaro, nenzira) asi vanoda chaizvo kugara munyika umo mazana ezviuru zvevaMuslim vanogara uye kupfura kana kuputika vanhu vhiki rega rega.
Expats: 1 haizombotyaira mudhudhudhu e/o mota ine gulp.
2 Gara uchiteerera mitemo yemumigwagwa, gara wakapfeka ngowani pamudhudhudhu.
3 Unoziva zvakatipoteredza, gara uchitora bhegi rekutenga paunenge uchitenga, usade mabhegi epurasitiki.
3 Ndivo mhizha dzepamusoro here, muThai ari kuchema akapfeka kepisi.
4 Usanzwa kunge muThai zvakare, Usamutarisira pasi.
Ah, kutonga uye kushorwa kwese ikoko, Thailand haizombove nyika yangu nyowani.
Ndinoda kugara ikoko kwemwedzi mishomanana kuti ndinakidzwe nezuva nemapfupa angu ekare uye ndisingabviswi mune zvemari kana ndichida kapu yekofi kana chimwe chinhu chokudya muresitorendi kana pachitoro.
Uye zvinogara zvakanaka kuita shamwari nyowani dzechokwadi munyika yaunoda kugara.
Asi Netherlands ichagara iri hwaro hwepamba.
Zvichida kwete zvekunze chete, asiwo kune vashanyi:
- muNL uye tarisa pasi (pahwindo) mahure asi muThailand vanonakidzwa pasina kuzeza nekuti vanonzi 'bargirls'.
- ditto nepfambi dzemumugwagwa muNL maringe ne'freelance' muThailand
-kugunun'una nezvechikafu cheThai uye mushure menguva dzakawanda usiri kuziva kuti haufanirwe kudya zvimwe zvinongedzo
- vanotsamwiswa nekunyemwerera kusingaperi asi usanetseke kuverenga nezvazvo, kuti vaone kuti pane zvakawanda zvakasiyana, chimwe nechimwe chine zvachinoreva.
- kutsamwiswa nemusikana wavo wekuThai nekumuchengeta kare navo, kuvarasa kunze, kungotarisisa tsika gare gare uye kuona kuti kunyara kunotora basa rakakura kudaro (kukanganisa kunorwadza kwandiri)
- kusatendera kutevedzera kwemhando dzinodhura dzezvipfeko newachi, asi ramba uchifamba mazviri iwe pachako
- vanga vachiuya / kugara muThailand kwemakore asi vachiri kuda kupinda munzvimbo yetembere nekabudura uye singlet (nekukurumidza isina kudzidza)
- Admire Thai nekushivirira kwavo uye kunyemwerera asi vachipopotera zviremera uye mune mamwe mamiriro anosanganisira kupopota uye kutuka (zvakare ndakanganisa ini uye ndinofanira kudzidza)
- vanoti havana basa nezvinoitwa nevamwe, asi vanonakidzwa nekutsamwiswa navo zvinonzwika, vachizvidzivirira (kusvika pamwero wakati neniwo)
Ini ndinopokana kuti sezvo maexpats muThailand anoratidzwa mumakoramu aya, kana kuzviita senge, vangangove ruzhinji asi havasi vese vane chimiro chakafanana chehobo (ona mufananidzo uri pamusoro), havasi vese vane dumbu redoro (idem), kwete chete maitiro ekuratidzira sezvakatsanangurwa mutsanangudzo iri pamusoro, uye kunyanya kusagara munyika yemifungo yakatsanangurwa pamusoro.
Asi ini ndinogona kuwedzera muenzaniso wepfungwa uye maitiro kune iyo tsananguro yeavo expats kune izvo zvese zvinoshanda kwavari:
vanotora maitiro avo seanojairwa, kana nemamwe mazwi, akafambira mberi kubva kune yavo yepfungwa pseudologic: Ini, muenzaniso wakanaka wemunhu wemagariro, ndakaita saizvozvo, uye 'saka' expat yese inofanira kunge yakadarowo. Ini ndinopfeka seizvi uye 'saka' wese expat anofanirawo kupfeka sezvizvi, ndinoenda kubhawa nemahure (kana ndakaroora mumwe) uye 'saka' wese expat anofanirawo kuenda kubhawa nehure. Mune mamwe mazwi, imwe mbiri nhatu muchiyero zvimwe baba vakajairwa, vekare vakatsamwa expat vanotsamwa.
Muchidimbu: iyi blog inoratidza kuti vangani vanobuda kunze vanogara nekufunga, uye zvakare inoratidza kuti mumwe munhu haaenderane nemaitiro avo, uye nekudaro anorega kubata nevamwe vake expats, asi anozopihwa ne: kana iwe usingadyidzane. navo, unoziva sei kuti vakaungana sezvaunofunga kuti vakaita? Zvakanaka, kubva `yedu` thailand blog, ndinofunga, mumwe munhu akadaro anofunga.
Kunyanya kuzara uye kunyatsoenderana nenhengo.
Ndowedzera imwe:
-Kuzvikudza vanozvirumbidza vanongofamba "bhizinesi kirasi", asi vachinyunyuta zvakanyanya nezvemitengo yemakadhi ekubhengi.
Iko hakuna kuwanda kwazvo, asi zvakadaro ...
ini ndinogarawo pakati peThai asi kwete muPatthaya ndigadzirise uye ndine shamwari dzakawanda pano hapana mafarangs haadi kana nzvimbo yandinogara imusha weAyutthaya uye chinhu chega chinondinetsa inotora ruzha mangwanani na6am. , vanofamba , uye imbwa zvino zvakanakira ndezvekuti ndinomuka mazuva ese na5 o'clock asi handinzwisise kuti sei kushambadzira kunotanga nekukurumidza? method kana schnitsel ichazvigadzirira
hee yakanyorwa zvakanaka nyaya iri kumusoro especially the comment murume ane mukobvu nedhara ane dumbu redoro nechidhori
Kugunun'una kuti vakadzi vechiDutch vanyanya kusunungurwa, asi tevera 'mirairo' yemusikana/mukadzi wake wekuThai sembwa yakapfava.
Kugunun'una nekuchema pamusoro pekurwara panyama, asi uchikwanisa kuita 'acrobatic' mafambiro padanda resirivha mubhawa redoro.
Funga nezvekusekesa nekujoinha kutamba apo mabharadhi anoita dhanzi rechinyakare panoridzwa rwiyo rweIsan.
Kubvisirwa kunyoresa ipapo kunyunyuta uye kunyunyuta kuti vanhu havachisiri inishuwarenzi yenguva dzose yekutarisira kana kugunun'una kuti inishuwarenzi nyowani inodhura kakawanda uyezve kuwana chiri chitsotsi chekuti zvakasiyana siyana zvakaiswa nekuda kwezera uye kana hukama hurema hwemuviri.
Kuwana kuseka kusabvumidzwa kuva muridzi kana kushanda muThailand, asi kushora vatorwa muNetherlands nekuti vanoda kutora Netherlands nenzira iyoyo.