'Kushanda Mushutu muThailand'
Hurukuro nemuThai, wandinoona semuThailand connoisseur par excellence - mushure mezvose, akazvarirwamo - dzimwe nguva zvinopa nzwisiso inoshamisa. MuThailand, semuenzaniso, iyo pfungwa ye 'functional nudity' inonyanya kuzivikanwa.
Functional nudity ndeye kugadzirwa kweindastiri yemafirimu echiDutch, iyo yakatora mukana wekusunungura bonde wave mumaXNUMX kuunza makakatanwa uye anotyora-tyora makirasi akadai seBlue Movie, Turkish Delight uye Spetters kune sirivheri skrini.
Mafirimu aikwezva dzimba dzakazara, kwete zvakanyanya nekuda kwenyaya dzekutamba kana dzinonakidza, asi zvakanyanya zvekuti waikwanisa kuona usinganyare zviono zvinoganhurana nezvinonyadzisira. Jan naBep vakanga vasingachafaniri kuwana 8mm film projector kubva muimba yepamusoro nemaketeni akavharwa kuti varambe vachifara zvishoma pane kunaya kweSvondo masikati muBrussels.
Madhairekitori nevagadziri vakaita saPaul Verhoeven, Wim Verstappen naPim de la Parra vakaramba vatsoropodzi nekusimbisa kuti iyi parade isina-butt mumabhaisikopo akamanikana yainyanya kusimbisa rutivi rwemuviri. Saka inoshanda yakashama.
Ndakafunga nezvetemu iyi ndichiita hurukuro ine hupenyu muTinglish isina kusvibiswa. Mudzimai weThai arimubvunzo anoshanda muchivako chikuru chekondo uye anotsamwiswa nevakadzi veFarang vanofamba muchivako vakapfeka (madiki) mabhikini. Madzimai aya anobva abva kucondo kwavo kuenda kudziva or vice versa. MuThai anotenda kuti jira kana tauro rinofanira kunge rakaputirwa.
"Sei?", ndakamubvunza ndakananga. "Uri kuona mbichana. Zvakaipa,” akapindura (zvakananga muThai). "Thai ladies are the same," ndakapindura nekukurumidza (Ndinoda kupa hurukuro kutenderera kunoshamisa).
"Sei?", akabvunza zvino zvine musoro. "Kana ndikaenda kubhawa reGo Go ndinogona kuonawo beche remukadzi weThai," ndakamuzivisa zvine hungwaru. "Kwete", ndiyo yaive mhinduro yakasimba uye isina kunaka. "Ndicho chimwe chinhu, vanoshanda."
Munoona, vaverengi vanodiwa, ndiko kukanganisa. Madzimai eThai anoshambadza zvinhu zvavo zvekusazvivanza vachirovera padanda regoridhe sezviri pachena muenzaniso wekushama kunoshanda, kunyangwe pfungwa iyi isingaitike muThailand.
Zvinonakidza, handizvo here? Izvo zvakapetwa kaviri zveavhareji Thai zvinoramba zvichindinakidza. Buddhism inorambidza kuuraya mhuka, kunwa doro, kubhejera uye kuenda kuburikidza nehupenyu zvishoma zvakanyanya neruchiva. Uye vazhinji veThai vanoita sei? Vanodya mhuka dzinosanganisira chero chinhu chinokambaira kana nhunzi, vanodhakwa nguva nenguva, vanobhejera chero chinhu chisina kusimba uye kuita bonde sekunge hupenyu hwavo hunoenderana nazvo.
Kana ukasangana nevanotya Buddha, vanonamata veThai neizvi, chokwadi chataurwa chinochinja zvikuru. Uye vakaruramisa nomufaro zvinhu zvose zvakanga zvakakombama. Iko hakuna chikonzero mukukurukura nezvazvo, nekuti nekukurumidza kana gare gare kupomerwa kuchaitwa kuti Farang haanzwisise chero chinhu, hapana zvachose, nezveThailand.
Ehe ini handishore maThais vanogadzira nemirairo yavo yehupenyu. Nesuwo tinoita izvozvo. Mateo akanga ari muoni muna ikoku: “Mudzimu unoda kwazvo, asi nyama haina simba kwazvo.” Uye sezviri pachena akapa ichi chirevo kuna Buddha sechipo kuvadzidzi vake zvakare.
Zvakadaro zvakanaka kuti isu varume tizive kuti hatifanirwe kuenda kubhaisikopo, art gallery kana kuratidzwa kwedoro rekushanda kushama. Ingopinda muGo Go bar, ivo zvakare vari nyore kuwana muThailand.
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Mukadzi wechiThai ane chokwadi chaicho uye mhinduro zvakare haina kukurumidza kupfuura zvazvinoita, nekuti haina kuenzaniswa. Basa rego-go bhawa kuratidza vakadzi vanotamba-tamba vasina kupfeka (kana ma gentlemen). Ani nani anenge agumburwa nazvo haafaniri kupinda mukati.
Hazvina kufanira kupfeka zvipfeko zvinogumbura munzvimbo yeruzhinji, kwete muThailand chete. Zvinosuruvarisa, vanhu vokuMadokero vanowanzorasikirwa nepfungwa yavo yokuzvibata uye vanofunga kuti zvinhu zvose zvinofanira kuitika kwose kwose. Mai mee marajaat.
Bvumiranai nezano rekupedzisira. Masangano eNudist arikubvarura bvudzi ravo kuti Thais haagamuchire kushama pamahombekombe, ndoda bhikini diki padziva. Kuti unakirwe, famba uchipinda mukamuri yepasi peFiesta Mall Pattayua Beach Road uye utarise huwandu hwakasiyana hwemamini bikinis asingavanzi chinhu uye anoratidzwa seSiam mazwi echokwadi. Kutengeswa asi kusina kupfekwa neforeign lady farang. Yakakombama nzira yeThainess.
Ndakave nemusikana akanaka muThailand kwemakore akati wandei.
Zvese zvaipenga, kuda kuroora, kuda mwana, kusakumbira mari,
Takanga tiri muThailand kwemwedzi mitatu uye takava nenguva yakanaka pamwe chete.
Zvino ndakanzwa nemumwe mukadzi sahwira wake kuti dai ndisipo airara nevarume vakawanda.
Pakusangana kwandakaita naye ndakataura naye nezvenyaya iyi, takanga taita zvibvumirano zvakajeka pamusoro peizvi, hapana hukama nevamwe varume.
Zvino kwauya tsananguro yake,
Ndinokuda uye ndinoda ramangwana newe,
Mubvunzo wangu kwaari ndewekuti sei uchiramba uchirara nevamwe vanhu?
Chatinacho rudo uye zvandinoita nevamwe varume ibasa!!
Kupera kweushamwari.
Iko hakuna miviri miviri, iwo mamiriro akasiyana.
Iyo skimpy bikini ndeye, ngatitii, isina kufanira, zvinoenderana neazvino Thai tsika tsika.
Mutambi wedanda, sezvauri kutaura, anoshanda asina kupfeka.
Panoda kushama, nokuti panofanira kuva nezvokudya patafura.
Kana uyo mutambi wedanda aizomuendesa kushama kupfuura zvakafanira kuti awane chikafu ichocho patafura, zvingave zvisina kufanira zvakare uye mudzimai wako aizomushora zvakare, ne "kushata".
Iwe unowanzoona vakadzi vechiThai vanogeza mugungwa masikati neT-shirt nejean refu, nepo manheru vachitamba vakashama vasina kupfeka padanda mugo go bar. Pakugeza, zvipfeko zvinewo basa rekudzivirira kubva kuzuva, asiwo nekuti Thais anoita mutsauko wakajeka pakati pekufamba hafu isina kupfeka pamahombekombe uye, semuenzaniso, go-go bar. Iyo yekupedzisira inoonekwa seyekutengeserana, kuwana raramo, uye imwe yacho inoonekwa sehunhu hwekuzvidira, pasina kugamuchira muripo weizvi. Uye iyo yekupedzisira hainzwisisike, yakashata uye yakashata mumaziso emukadzi weThai.
Kushanda mushutu kunotora nzira dzakawanda.
Zvinowanzoenderana nezvinowanzogamuchirwa uye nevanhu vangani uye pazviitiko zvipi. MuNetherlands munhu wese anofamba asina kupfeka mu sauna. Varume, vakadzi nevana.
Ungatofunga kuti imhando yeSodhoma neGomora, asi handizvo. Ikoko kushama kunoshanda zvakanyanya uye kunogamuchirwa zvizere nemunhu wese. Inofananidzwa nehotera ye nudist. Sezvo paradhiso yaimboitwa kuti ive. Ndinowanzoenda kuSauna uye pandinoona vanhu vasina kupfeka ivavo handifariri kana chimwe chinhu chakadaro. Handisati ndaona munhu achifamba nebhonzo ipapo. Ndinofunga kuti kushama kunobva kwatora imwe dimension yakasiyana zvachose. Sezvakaita: ehe, isu tese takashama uye zvese izvo. Ngatitii pane munhu mumwe chete pakati pevanhu vese vasina kupfeka vanopfeka bikini, semuenzaniso, izvo zvinoonekwa sezvisina kunaka. uye izvo zvinogona kukutenderedza iwe. Thailand inewo saunas. Kekutanga pandakapinda muSauna yeThai, ndakabva ndabvisa mbatya dzangu dzese mukamuri yekukiya, zvakashamisa varume veThai.
Handikwanise changamire, munofanira kupfeka zvikabudura. Saka ipapo varume vese vanopfeka mamwe maboxer short uye vakadzi vanozviputira nemachira. Saka hapana kushama. Uye kana ndikatanga kufamba ndakashama ipapo, zvirokwazvo ndicharaswa kunze, nekuti izvo zvingave zvisina kufanira mumamiriro ezvinhu akadaro. MuThailand ini handifambi kubva kumahombekombe mumatanda angu ekushambira kuenda ku7-Eleven kana muresitorendi. Ini ndinoona izvo zvisina kunaka, kunyangwe vazhinji farang vasinganetswa nazvo. Munhu wese ane zvipimo zvake zvehunhu. Asi iwe unofanirwa kufunga nezve muThailand izvo zvinogamuchirwa ipapo uye izvo zvisiri. Maitiro akasiyana, maitiro akasiyana.
Madzimai echiThai, maFilipino, etc. Ha, ha..., asi vakati vakarurama.