Frans Amsterdam (chikamu 15): 'Pati yeIsan muPattaya'
Frans Amsterdam agara zvakare muPattaya uye anotivaraidza, kusvikira pasisina 'se' ratings, nezviitiko zvake munyaya inotevera.
Kupesana neiyo Wonderful 2 Bar, kune imwe kona yeSoi 13 uye Second Road, kwaimbove nechitoro chemifananidzo. Ndaigara ndichishanya ikoko nekamera yangu yedhijitari. Angori pasi pemakore gumi apfuura iwe uchiri kukwanisa kuita fungidziro nayo uye mhando yaive nani zvisingaenzaniswi kupfuura iyo yemafoni anowanikwa.
Icho chokwadi chekuti iwe waigona kuona iwo mafoto zvakananga pachiratidziro changa chatove chakanakisa, asi chaigona zvakare kudhindwa mune iyi digital photoshop. Ini ndaida saizi 30 x 45 centimita, chidimbu chihombe, uye ndokuzoiswa plasticized nekusingaperi. 150 baht imwe neimwe, kana ndikarangarira zvakanaka. Izvo zvaisanganisira kukwenenzvera kwakakura neinonyanyozivikanwa uye ine mukurumbira Photoshop chirongwa.
Musikana aishanda ipapo aiva nyanzvi papurogiramu iyoyo. Iwe waisafanirwa kumuudza chero chinhu, ainyatsoziva zvekuita nepikicha uye izvo zvakaitwa neinimitable drive, kumhanya uye kuzvipira. Ndaiwanzo shandura mafaira ane mifananidzo yevasikana vari mumabhawa. Waisagona kunakidzwa navo kupfuura nemavara makuru kudaro. Uye papepa musikana akadaro aitaridzika zvakanyanya kupfuura muchokwadi. Yakarerutsira ganda zvishoma uye yakanyatsobvisa mapundu ese, mavanga uye zvisina kufanira.
Apo musikana wepachitoro chepikicha akanga asina chokuita, akanga achigadzirawo mapundu. Mapundu ake chaiwo. Kwemaawa nemaawa pazuva aisvibisa chinhu chiri chose uye chinhu chipi nechipi. Chirongo chakasiyana kana bhodhoro zuva rega rega. Pakanga pasina humbowo huri nani hwekuti mishonga yese iyi haishande kupfuura iye, kunyangwe mushure memakore hapana mhedzisiro yaive yawanikwa. Makore mashoma apfuura, chitoro chemifananidzo chakangoerekana chanyangarika uye bazi reRing O Massage rakapinda muchivako. Izvi zvaireva kupera kwezvipo zvepikicha zvemabhawa. Icho chaive chisiri chinhu chikuru, kudiwa kwacho kwakange kwatodzikira nekuda kwekuvandudzwa uye kusimuka kwemafoni uye waiwanzoshamisika kuti ndeapi maselfies aikwanisa kutorwa nemadzimai nemakamera aya ari nyore.
Handizivi zvazvaireva kumusikana wemuchitoro chemifananidzo, asi nguva nenguva aiuya kuWonderful 2 Bar. Kazhinji nebhegi rakazara nezvirongo zvitsva nemabhodhoro.
Iyo Mhete O Massage inowira muchikamu chemassage parlors izvo zvisingakufadze iwe. Izvo hazvireve zvakashata, zvinongoratidza kuti hapana magumo anofadza uye/kana zvimwe 'zvekuwedzera' pane menyu. Kubva pa200 baht paawa iwe unogona kunakidzwa nekuzorora uye unenge uchipenga kuti usarovera ipapo nguva nenguva.
Mazuva mashoma apfuura raive zuva rekuzvarwa kwemumwe munhu ikoko. Handizivi kuti aive ani chaizvo, ndinofungira kuti mwana wemukuru webasa, uye izvozvo zvaisazoonekwa. Manheru, vakomana vemakombi emidhudhudhu vanobva pakona imwe cheteyo vanowanzobika chikafu chavo padivi penzira. Manheru aya vainge vapihwa basa rekuitira birthday party, nekuti painge pakarongeka bhachi chaimo uye nyama dzainge dzave kudhonzwa.
Madzimai e'Ring O' - kana vasina kubatikana nemutengi - vakagarawo padivi penzira, mamwe mabhokisi echikafu akaburitswa ndokuiswa pakuratidzira uye zvinhu zvese zvakatanga kuita zvishoma nezvishoma. Mabhokisi akanyanya kukosha, ayo aive nemabhodhoro ewhiskey, akagamuchirwa nemufaro. Chikwata cheWonderful 2 Bar chairidza imwezve rwiyo rwe'Thai music' nguva nenguva uye paivapo kuimba kukuru nekutamba pakati pekudya. KumaXNUMX o'clock, hongu, rwiyo rwekuzvarwa, keke risingadzivisiki, uye vaenzi vakawanda vane whisky yakawanda. Idaidze iyo chaiyo Isan bato muPattaya. Ndaisatombofanira kusiya bhawa rangu. Ndakafunga kuti ndaziva mumwe wevaenzi. Ndaifanira kunyatsofunga kwekanguva ndokubva ndarangarira: Musikana wepachitoro chemifananidzo! Ane nhumbu yakanyanya asi kekutanga! Pamwe ipfungwa yevakadzi vanorwarawo nemapundu.
- Akatamiswa mukurangarira Frans Amsterdam (Frans Goedhart) † Kubvumbi 2018 -
Ndinoda kuona mufananidzo waVaFrans Amsterdam.
Photoshopped?
uye netsvina kana isina 😉
Chimbofunga nezvebhinzi rinomboburitsa hutsi.
Iniwo, ndinofunga zvingave zvakanaka kusangana newe muThailand.
Kune vashoma vanhu veThai muPattaya vanobva ikoko. Vazhinji vacho vanobva kuIsaan uye kuridzwa kwenziyo nevaimbi veIsaan nebhendi vimbiso yekubudirira, inosimudzira vanhu veThai varipo kuimba nekutamba pamwe nekufara kusingadzorwi uye nesimba. Izvo zvinototapukira kwandiri, kunyangwe ini ndisinganzwisise kana izwi remazwi, ndichiri kuda kusvetuka pamwe chete, kunyangwe ini kazhinji ndisingakwanise kubva pachigaro changu kana zvasvika pakutamba. Panguva iyoyo paive nekirabhu paTatu Road, ndinofunga yainzi Esan Music, ine mhanzi dzinonakidza. Pandakagara muPattaya, kushanya kanenge kamwe chete pavhiki kwai“sungirwa”, kwandakaita nemufaro. Walking Street zvakare yaive, kana zvimwe ichine, bhawa padivi pegungwa painyanya kuridzwa mimhanzi yeIsaan. Uye hongu, Frans, whisky inoyerera zvishoma nezvishoma. Kunyange zvazvo isingawanzo chena, asi yakasanganiswa necola/soda ine mazaya echando akawanda, kusanganisira mhando dzinodhura dzewhisky, bhodhoro rinotorwa nyore nyore. Zvakanga zvisinganzwisisiki kwandiri kuti keke yakadyiwawo panguva yepati, asi hongu, nekutamba kwose kunopisa makoriki akawanda!
Anodiwa French,
Ndiri kutanga kufarira nyaya dzako zvakanyanya ... zvishoma lew lew (ndine hurombo neshanduro) nekukurumidza.
Bhawa rauri kutaura nezvaro muWalking Street richiripo, kunyangwe risiri rakanaka sezvazvaive mumakore apfuura, asi zvakadaro (Ndinoda mimhanzi iyi zvakanyanya).
Ramba uchinyora ma limericks aya marefu.
Kana iri foto yako, haufanirwe kudaro, asi ndiri kuda kuziva, kunyanya kana usingade kubva pachigaro chako (joke).
Zvichida bhuku raRonald zvakare isarudzo yakanaka yekusimudzira traffic yemutauro.
Ndinokushuvirai dzimwe nyaya dzakawanda dzakanaka.
Pachokwadi,
Erwin