Zuva muHanrahans

Ndine katsika kandinozvibvumira pese pandinowana mukana: maHanrahans!

Han-ra-hans! Pham-pham-phaam! Pakutanga rurimi rwangu rwakagumburwa pamusoro pezita iroro. ChiThai here, kana kuti imhando yeGaelic-Irish? Saka kune veHanrahans, muBangkok, ini ndinoita katsika kadiki pane izvozvo. Tsika inogona kureva kuchengeteka kune vakawanda, asi inopindwa muropa, kugara uchiwana kana kuita chinhu chimwe chete. Stereotypical behaviour, handizvide izvozvo.

Zvakadaro, ini ndinopa nzira kune icho "chisikwa chetsika" chikamu pane yangu hard drive pese kana nguva yasvika. Zvimwe kwaiva kupandukira kwomurume uyo, achiri muduku muLimburg, aifema mhepo yevaRoma isina maturo, achipesana netsika dzaCalvin dzatinoti magamuchidzanwa zviri nyore.

Ah zvakanaka, kungoseka, asi iyo tsika, ndinorevesa. Kana ndikawana zvakawandisa zvakafanana, ndinomhanya.

Imhaka chaiyoiyo here yekuda kwedu tsika, kungwarira kwedu, kana kuda kuziva kwedu, kuti tave isu chete munhu anogona kuseka? Uye saka zvimwe zvinhu. Kusiyana ndiko kuchengetedzwa kwenyika. Pane zvakawanda zvekuwana munyika. Zvakanaka, hurukuro yakakwana pamusoro pemaitiro estereotyped haisi iyo munhu anobvunza kwandiri. Ndiani pano anofarira mubvunzo wokubudirira kwomunhu mukushanduka-shanduka? Hapana! Ungada kunzwa chimwe chinhu nezve nyika yatakatengesa mwoyo yedu kwairi, Thailand.

Ndoita sei manje?

Ndiko kusaka ndichireurura kunotevera nekutsvuka pamatama angu. Ichava nguva iyoyo zvakare mumaawa mashoma. Ipapo shiri huru yeTurkish Airlines inobhabhadzira mapapiro ayo yondimhara paSuvarnabhumi.

Uye ini, chinhu chekutanga chandinoita senguva dzose, kana ndadzokera kuBangkok? Gara patafura muHanrahans uye unwe doro, Tiger. Nekuti kamwe nyika haifanire kundishamisa uye mafaro akavanzika kuziva chinhu chiripo ndisati ndazviona nemaziso angu. Kana ndine rombo rakanaka, pane mumwe mufesi anondiziva kubva panguva yekupedzisira uye anondiunza paTiger iya.

Kana yangoiswa, ndinoona kunakidzwa kweiyo tsika iri nyore, sekunge ndine zuva rakavanzika neni. Zuva muBangkok. MuHanrahans, mumaawa mashoma iwayo pashure pokusvika, ndinokwanisa kuona zvazvino uye zviri mberi. Ndoita sei manje? Ndinogadzirisa zvinhu uye kuburitsa zvirongwa zvinogoneka, ndiri kuenda kupi nguva ino? Koh Lipe kana Ko Phi Phi, kuna Loei kana Mae Hong Son? Ndinoenda kuHanoi, kana kuVientiane. Ah, ndinoda kushanyira Korat nekukurumidza. Muchidimbu, mauto anoongorora parade hombe isati yatanga.

Wese Thai anopokana neimwe

Ndakatora tsika iyoyo kuvaHanrahans pandakatanga kuburuka muBangkok. The Rough Nhungamiro akanga andiudza kuti handibvumidzwe kukwira tekisi senge munhu mukuru, asi ndaifanira kuzvikanda ndakananga mumukoko wenyuchi weguta nezvifambiso zvevoruzhinji.

Saka ndakasarudza zvese ipapo, ndakasangana nerutsva rwekutanga, munoziva. Iyo Rail Chitima, iyo BTS, iyo MRT, kunyangwe mabhazi. Nzira imwe neimwe ine ruvara rwakasiyana. Sei vose vakafanana nesu?

Ndakatambura kwemaawa. Kubatsira kwevanhu veThai hakuna muganhu. Iwe unobvunza chimwe chinhu cheThai imwe chete, nekuda kwekufarira kwechipiri inopinda, anoshevedza vamwe vashoma kuti vabatsire uye pakupedzisira isangano rakakurumbira - mumwe nomumwe weThai anopesana nemumwe, asi zvakanyanya uye zvisina kunanga uye anondipa yake. zano rako rakanaka. Kuti ubve ipapo usina kurasikirwa nechiso, unofanira kutiza chinyararire.

Kurasika zvisina tariro

Mushure mezvose, handina kuzopedzisira ndava muKhao San kekutanga, asi paSukhumvit. Zvisingaverengeki soi's dzakasungwa paSukhumvit, sezvo nzizi dzinoyerera dzichienda kugungwa. Ndakarasika zvisingaite. Uye ipapo kuruoko rwangu rwerudyi yaiverenga maHanrahans nenzira inofadza, pandakangopinda mune imwe yenjovhera idzodzo.

Mutasvi webhiza wedanda achizivisa mibairo uye Happy Hour akandivharira nzira. Terrace yakatetepa chete nhanho imwe chete yakakwira, girinhi-pendi yemapuranga yakaputira iyo yese facade, terrace overhang yaitaridzika senge Art Nouveau canopies muParis, zvigaro zvakasimba mu teak uye zita mune yakasimba serif yegoridhe pakatarisana nefacade. . Hanrahans! Zvokudya zvinonhuwirira senge steak uye fries kana soseji uye hamburger zvaive pamenyu, zvakananga kumberi uye pasina kunetseka nedhishi rekugadzira.

Mukati, iyo pub yaive muenzaniso wekusimba kunoshamisa kweIrish, madziro kusvika padenga akazadzwa nemhando dzakasiyana dzemagirazi ekunwira akasarudzika uye mabhodhoro emweya kubva kutenderera pasirese neThailand. Uchipinda pamusuwo wekurudyi, wakasangana neanoremekedzeka akafara, ane rima-masitepisi aikwira muhafu-yemhepo kuenda kuimba yekutanga, nzvimbo yakakura inogara isina chinhu, sekurangarira kwandinorangarira. Iwe unofanirwa kuendako kana iwe uchida kutora phoo-phoo chimbuzi semurume kana iwe uri mukadzi kana mukadzi.

Pakupedzisira ndakanga ndiri muBangkok uye ndakanga ndisingafaniri

Nguva yekutanga iya yaive yetatu masikati, ndinoirangarira zvakajeka, pandinoidaidza pahard drive yangu kubva kuMemorable Moments forodha; Ndakange ndaneta nekupishana pfuti ndichirasika.

Weta wechikadzi, muThai muduku aigara muThonburi, akandidzidzisa chinhu chiri chose. Kuti Leo ndiro doro rakanakisisa, iro Bangkok yakakura, kuti iwe unogona kurara chero kupi zvako, kuti zvipingamupinyi zviduku chikamu chehupenyu, kuti zvose zvichava zvakanaka, kuti zuva rinopenya. Pamusoro pazvose, kuti unofanira kutanga wagara pasi wouya kwauri. Mai pen rai!

Pakarepo zvinhu zvose zvakabva zvanyatsojeka kwandiri uye ndakanyatsonakidzwa nemamwe maTiger maviri, ayo akauya ndisati ndambobwaira. Kwaipisa zvisingaite, zuva rakabva rapinda mudzimba dzaive mhiri kwemugwagwa. Asi ndakanga ndiri mumumvuri uye pakupedzisira ndakanga ndava muBangkok. Uye hapana chaidiwa.

Chandisina kuziva ipapo ndechekuti ndakanga ndasvika pakati pegomba regehena, muSoi See, Soi 4, pakatarisana neNana Plaza. Asi akanga ari pakati pezuva, ari musi weMuvhuro masikati, kwakanyarara. Kungoonekwa varume chete, vanotengesa mazaya echando, vaikweva mabhegi akazara mazaya echando, mabhegi amuchawana jecha pachitoro chedu chemidziyo. Uye hapana kana chitoro chimwe chezvekudya chaipfungaira padivi penzira.

Handidi maitiro

Uye chii chandaisaziva kunyanya? Ndakanga ndichangotora bhawa chete mumugwagwa kwausingazombonetswa nevakadzi vechiThai, kunyangwe pakati pehusiku. Chokwadi hapana anokubvunza kuti: 'Mhoro, wakadii?' Sabhuku vanosimuka! Iwe unongouya ikoko kuzozorora, pakati pekunge pasina chinhu asi chinokwezva. Edza iwe pachako.

Munguva pfupi ndichadzoka muHanrahans, zuva rangu neni. Ndine chokwadi chekuti ndichagara pamateru nemaumbirwo ayo egirini kwemaawa mashoma, kuti ndirambe ndichifunga zvandichaita mumwedzi miviri inotevera.

Ndaziva nzira iko zvino, asi paSuvarnabhumi pachange paine mukadzi ane rozi muruoko rwake, anonyatsofarira chokoreti yedu. At all cost anoda kundibata first hand, you never know. Achada kunditungamira munzira dzake muKrung Thep, nzira dzake kwete dzangu. Whummmm… Handichanyatsoda tsika sezvamunoziva pari zvino, kunyangwe zvevamwe. Zvakawanda zvakafanana hazvina kumbonaka. Nyangwe, kunyangwe… kudikanwa hakuzivi mutemo. Kana akazoziva nzira yokuenda kudenga, ndinoda kumutevera. Asi varume vakuru vanoziva zviri nani, handizvo here?