Mumongi ari kuridza gitare; izvo hazvigone kupinda nemubhuraketi

Vanachiremba havabvumidzwe kunwa whisky muThailand. Zvakadaro sei? Vari kunwa whisky vachiburitsa appendix? Kana kuti vane girazi rewhisky muruoko rwavo pakufamba kwavo kwezuva nezuva muzvipatara? Aiwa, bhodhoro rewhisky dzimwe nguva rinouya patafura mushure mebasa vachikurukura nezvenyaya dzehurwere hwezuva.

Ichi chiitiko mufirimu Saeng Sattawat (Syndromes and a Century) nemugadziri wemafirimu Apichatpong Weerasethakul haana kukwanisa kupfuudza kuongorora kwemufirimu. Chiitiko ichi chakaratidza kuti basa rekurapa muThailand rine boka rezvidhakwa. Iyo firimu haina kumbobvira yasvika kumabhaisikopo.

Muchikamu chake chevhiki (yakanyanya kureba) koramu mukati Brunch, kuwedzera kweSvondo ye Bangkok Post, wekuAustralia Andrew Biggs anonyora mana eTV akateedzana nemafirimu akaurayiwa kare nekuti aisaonekwa seakakodzera mweya yakatetepa yeThai. Iwe unogona kufungidzira kuti sei achipa koramu yake kune iyi, nekuti svondo rapfuura sipo opera yakava Nua Mak 2 (Beyond the Cloud, kana Beyond Comparison) kubva pachubhu. Izvi zvakakonzera bongozozo, kunyangwe mudare reparamende. Sekureva kweChannel 3, iyo yakadhonza plug, zvikamu zvakasara zvaive nemhirizhonga yakawandisa. Hongu, iwe unofanirwa kufunga nezve chimwe chinhu, kana chikonzero chaicho chaive (zvichida) kudzvanywa kwezvematongerwo enyika.

Pamusoro pezviratidziro nevarapi, zviratidziro nemamongi, vashandi vendege, mapurisa uye vezvematongerwo enyika vane hanyawo. Ngatizvinyore:

1 Mune sipo opera Sarawat (Mupurisa Inspector) anosangana nemupurisa akavimbika anoona kuti vamwe vaanoshanda navo vane huori. Anoramba kubatana navo. Mushure mezvikamu zvitanhatu, zvakatevedzana zvakadhonzwa kubva muchubhu.

2 Vanachiremba muchipatara chekumaruwa vanokurukura nezvehurwere hwezuva nezuva vachishandisa girazi rewiski (ona pekutangira).

3 Muchirongwa cheTV Songkhram Nang Fah (War of Angels) varindi vendege vanodzingirira vatyairi vendege. Vabati vendege chaivo vakaratidzira; vakati vane zvimwe zvekuita kunze kwekukwezva kaputeni akanaka asina kuroora kuti apinde mumubhedha wemuchato. Yakabviswa pachubhu.

4 Mumwe mumongi wechiBuddha anoridza gitare uye mumwe mumongi wechiduku anoridza nendege inodzorwa neredhiyo kana kuti chikopokopo, handizivi. Wrong lot! Apichatpong yevanachiremba vanovandira whiskey ndivo vakakonzeresa izvi. Chiitiko chacho chaifanira kutemwa, asi Apichatpong yakaramba. Saka hapana chena chidzitiro chemufirimu.

5 Nua Mek 2, iyo yakatanga musi wa14 Zvita, yakatevera mutungamiriri wehurumende, mutevedzeri wake wemutungamiri wemhosva uye n’anga yakapesvedzera mutambo wesimba rezvematongerwo enyika kuburikidza netsika dzevatema. Iyo nyaya yaive yehuwori hwekuita muchibvumirano chesatellite uye inonzwisa tsitsi nekambani yaThaksin yaive nemasatelliti panguva iyoyo.

Sekureva kwaBiggs, tambo yakajairika mumakesi ese mashanu ndeyekuti mumwe munhu akarasikirwa nechiso. Mupurisa, monk, chiremba, mutariri uye wezvematongerwo enyika - iwo mabasa mashanu anoremekedzwa uye akakodzera, anonyora kudaro. Kuisa boka rakadaro muchiteshi sechinhu chakazara chinhu chisingaitwe muThailand. Kunyangwe hazvo munhu wese anoziva kuti mapurisa dzimwe nguva cor…. Asi ikozvino ndinomira, zvikasadaro ndichaongororwa.

(Kwakabva: Brunch, Bangkok Post, Ndira 13, 2013)