Lokaci don jin daɗi: barkwancin siyasa

Babu isassun dariya akan shafin yanar gizon Thailand, don haka Tino ya zo da yawancin barkwanci na Thai.

Abhisit da Thaksin

Kamar yadda kowa ya sani, tsohon Firayim Minista Thaksin da abokin aikinsa Abhisit sun damu matuka game da makomar talakawan Thais. Don haka suka yanke shawarar gudanar da bincike tare. Sun yi hayar jirgin sama mai zaman kansa wanda ba shakka ya tashi a saman Isaan.

Bayan wani lokaci suna lura da ƙasar da ke ƙasa, dukansu biyu sun yarda da zuciya ɗaya cewa talauci ya yi yawa a Isaan.

Abhisit ya ce, "Bari mu jefar da takardar kuɗin baht 1000, aƙalla za mu faranta wa wani rai."

Thaksin ya amsa, "Madalla, amma idan muka jefar da bayanin kula guda 10 na baht 100 kowanne, za mu faranta wa mutane 10 farin ciki!"

Matukin jirgin ya shiga gardamar da ɗan fushi: "Idan ku duka ku yi tsalle daga cikin jirgin yanzu, za ku faranta wa kowa rai!"

Janar

A lokacin liyafar cin abinci mai kyau, tattaunawar ta koma ga janar-janar Thai. “To,” in ji wani, “Ina ganin dukansu wawaye ne, kuma shugaban koli ya ma fi haka.” Nan da nan wani dan sanda ya kama shi sanye da fararen kaya wanda ya ji komai yana zaune a teburin makwabta.

Bayan wani lokaci abokai suka sake haduwa. "Kin tuna wannan kamun?" Ya yi shekara talatin a gidan yari!”

"Ta yaya hakan zai yiwu," in ji wani, "zagi ya wuce shekara ɗaya ko fiye?"

"Eh, gaskiya ne, amma daga karshe an yanke masa hukuncin cin amanar wani sirrin kasa!" 

Matsaloli

Allah ya taɓa gayyatar firayim minista uku na Kudu maso Gabashin Asiya don ya saurari matsalolinsu kuma ya ba su shawara.

Firayim Ministan Cambodia ya fara magana. "Yaushe za mu bar girgizar wuraren kisan gilla a bayanmu kuma mu sake zama al'ummar Buddha nagari?"

Allah ya yi tunani na ɗan lokaci, ya ce, “Bayan shekara ɗari.” "Oh," Firayim Minista ya yi kuka, "to zan mutu tuntuni!"

Pemier na Laos ya yi tambaya mai zuwa: "Yaushe za mu zama ƙasar gurguzu ta gaskiya bayan shekaru talatin na juyin juya hali?"

Kuma Allah ya amsa, "A cikin shekaru ɗari biyu." Firayim Ministan ya ce da hawaye a idanunsa: "To ba zan kara rayuwa ba!"

A karshe dai shi ne lokacin firaministan kasar Thailand. “Mun yi juyin mulki ashirin tun 1932. Yaushe Thailand za ta sami dimokiradiyya ta gaske?'

Allah ya daɗe ya yi shiru sa’an nan ya fashe da kuka: “Ba zan ƙara ganin haka ba!”

Koka

Dogayen layuka na matafiya sun jira a tashar metro na Lumpini yayin da manyan jiragen kasa ke ci gaba da wucewa. Wani mutum ya ce a fusace, “Gwamnati ba ta da wani aiki da cin hanci da rashawa. Me ya sa ba za su iya magance waɗannan matsalolin zirga-zirga ba? Ina so in gaya wa Firayim Minista gaskiya kuma in harbe shi.'

Mutanen da ke kewaye da shi sun yi murna suka ce: ‘Madalla, ku yi haka, kuma a madadinmu. Za mu ci gaba da zama a nan.”

Bayan wani ɗan lokaci sai mutumin ya dawo a cikin damuwa. "Kin buge shi?"

'A'a kash. Layin masu korafin da ke wurin ya fi layin nan da tsayi!' 

Don zaɓar

Wani ya yi hidimar lokacinsa a lahira kuma za a sake haifuwa. Allah ya ba shi zabi guda uku don rayuwarsa ta gaba wanda daga cikinsu zai zabi biyu.

Waɗannan zaɓuɓɓukan sun kasance: kasancewa Thai, kasancewa masu gaskiya da hankali. Domin ya san cewa Thais su ne mafi farin ciki a duniya, ya so ya zabi rayuwa a matsayin Thai. Ya yi masa wuya ya yi zaɓe na biyu.

Allah ya taimake shi: 'Idan kai Thai ne kuma haziƙi to ba za ka iya yin gaskiya ba. Idan kai Thai ne kuma mai gaskiya to ba za ka iya zama mai hankali ba. Amma idan kun zaɓi gaskiya da hankali, ba za ku iya zama Thai ba.

O.a. tare da godiya ga Chaiyan Rajchagool 'Shin mu ko ba mu da sha'awa? Jami'ar Phayap, Chiang Mai