Shafi: Oh, oh, oh, waɗancan ra'ayoyin…

Ya cika duk abin da aka rigaya ya dauka. Fararen ƙafafu cikin safa da takalmi baƙar fata, guntun wando masu girma da yawa, babban ciki, shekaru saba'in, don haka aƙalla ya ninka na babba a sauran jam'iyyarsa.

Wannan liyafa ta ƙunshi maza biyu Thai, ɗaya ɗan hippie-ish, ɗayan kuma ma'aikacin ofis ne, da wata mace mai kunya, kusan yarinya, ƙaramar rukunin. Na kalli yadda suke fitowa daga cikin abin da suka dauka yayin da muka kammala tudu, hawan zigzagging zuwa Wat Pra That Khao Noi kuma nan da nan na yi wa kaina gargaɗi: "Kada ku yanke hukunci nan da nan!"

An lulluɓe haikalin da gyare-gyare, kamar yadda ya faru da ƴan haikali a wannan shekara. Hasken yammacin yammacin rana yana da ban takaici kuma kallon da ke kan tsaunin Nan ya rufe shi da danshi, ko watakila hayaki ne. An yi sa'a ba mu zo musamman don wannan wuri ba; Muna zaune a gindin tudun mun ga Haikalin daga can.

Na yi tunanin cewa mu sake komawa lokacin da hippie ya zo wurina ya tambaye ni daga ina nake. "Holland", na ce, kodayake a zahiri ina tsammanin Netherlands shine sunan da ya dace. Ina so in yi ƙoƙari in bayyana bambancin ga wani Bature, amma a yau na fi son a sauƙaƙe shi. A baya, an yi wa yarinyar sumba a baki da farar kafa.

"PLAND!!!" Ciki ya harba ba zato ba tsammani, "DAGA POLAND KAKE!!!?" Bayan na gyara masa sai ya ce daga Jihohi ne. Sanarwa ta wuce gona da iri, saboda hakan ba a bayyane yake ba amma kuma yana da ƙarfi da ƙarara. "AMMA YANZU TABBAS NA FITAR DA JIHAR 'YAN SANDA CEWA YANZU AMURKA!!!" Abin farin ciki, Buddha a gaban haikalin ya riga ya tsaya; da a ce ragewa ne, da babu shakka ya tashi a gigice.

Ina tsammanin hakan ya isa, amma baƙar fata ba a shirya ba tukuna kuma ya faɗo a kan yarinyar: "HEY, ZO NAN!!!" Cikin sanyin jiki ta taho da gudu. Ya kamo ta a kugu ya sake tsotsar ta. Ya ce ya na zaune a nan tun ranar 15 ga watan Janairu, sannan kuma ya aure ta tun ranar 15 ga watan Janairu. Na yi ƙoƙarin tunanin daren daurin aure, ko kuma, na yi ƙoƙari da dukan ƙarfina don guje wa tunaninsa. Na yi tunanin ko ya same ta daga kasida. Na yi mamakin su wane ne sauran mutanen biyu? Uba da kawu, na yanke shawara, ko ’yan’uwa maza, hakan ma yayi kyau. A kowane hali, sun ji daɗin yanayin sosai.

Ya sha bamban da ita. Watakila son zuciya ne, amma ban yi tsammanin cewa da gaske ta haskaka farin ciki ba kuma ta jefa a cikin amintaccen wai da “sawadee krap”. Ta ja baya tana murmushi. Yank ya yi ihu idan nima na zauna a nan, saboda na riga na yi magana da Thai sosai. Watakila wata rana zai yi, na yi tunani, amma ban fadi haka ba.