Mandarin or grapefruit?

No, the story is not about fruit, but about women's breasts. Men sometimes want to draw the comparison with fruit to indicate the size of breasts. Let's just say from cherry pit to melon and then the mandarin and grapefruit are some nice intermediates.

It is an established fact that men always pay attention to the breasts when they first contact a woman. Only then do other aspects such as legs, figure, eyes and character traits come into play.

Men's toys

Nature, or if you prefer The Creator/Buddha, has not equally endowed every woman with breasts, so that you come across all kinds of sizes. Most women (including my Thai wife) are satisfied with their breasts, but an increasing number think that it can be improved, or made bigger or smaller. My sisters used to have to eat the tops and crusts of bread, because “that gives you big tits”, but a better and surer method is of course the way of plastic surgery.

Men think breasts are important. Colin de Jong recently used a nice expression on his Dutch page in Pattaya People: women's breasts and electric trains are made for small children, but big men play with them! Plastic surgery used to be reserved for movie stars and other wealthy women, but in a few cases an insurance company in the Netherlands was willing to reimburse the costs for medical-psychological reasons.

Breast augmentation

A female relative of mine had wedding plans at the time, but the intended husband demanded that she have her breasts enlarged beforehand. She was indeed afflicted with small breasts and through the GP she could have her breasts enlarged at the expense of the insurance. It will be clear that a marriage to a man who has such demands could never last long. After about ten years they broke up when he met a girl with big breasts.

Another case is a friend of mine in the Netherlands, who met a lady later in life, from which a lasting relationship developed. She had already raised 5 children and that was clearly visible in the withered breasts, according to her that is, because I was of course not allowed to judge it. My boyfriend didn't mind at all, he loved her for other reasons, but it weighed her down. On my advice they are then with holiday to Thailand arrived, where the woman had her breasts adjusted very nicely.

The bigger the nicer?

Thailand has a world reputation for plastic surgery. All major private hospitals in Bangkok and Pattaya, among others, have a Beauty Clinic, where women in particular have all kinds of changes made to their bodies. Of course good for "medical tourism", but the Thai ladies also know their way around. I know quite a few ladies who, whether or not at the request of their Farang friend, have had their breasts enlarged. Because the clothing here in Thailand is always "summery", you have an unobstructed view of the chest and you can often see that it concerns silicone. It seems that the bigger the better, but I think that the proportion of the breasts should harmonize with the face and body. There is still something wrong with that. Sometimes you see a lady with such big breasts that you think she could topple over at any moment.

Recent research at the University of Vienna also shows that large breasts, whether natural or silicone breasts, are often less sensitive than smaller ones. The sensitive part of the breasts is the glandular tissue, which is easier to stimulate during foreplay with small breasts. Women with a large bust can be turned on by touch, but they need a little harder hand.

But a small bust is also good for health. With smaller breasts it is easier to detect lumps, again due to less fat tissue. Large breasts are also heavier, which puts pressure on your neck. As a result, these women are more likely to suffer from headaches.

Looking at women's breasts: good for your health

Men are programmed to notice big breasts, we've known that for a long time. The reason behind this is that cavemen used to be able to estimate the age of a woman by their appearance. Her breasts were a good indication then. A large bosom droops after a while, indicating an older woman. It is more difficult to predict age with small breasts, because they are less likely to sag.

Everything is being researched these days and so a study has taken place in New Zealand to measure the effect of women's breasts on men. This would show that men who regularly (every day) look at women's breasts live 5 to 10 years longer. Looking at those breasts is good for the heartbeat and it stimulates the blood circulation. Look, and that is the umpteenth reason why I moved to Pattaya.

28 Responses to “Mandarin or Grapefruit?”

  1. The lady in the picture looks like a clear case of silicone to me.
    Most Thai ladies have not been at the front of the line with the handing out. Every now and then I can imagine that a woman chooses that. A partner who demands or wants that is of course too crazy for words. In that case, she should ask him to have a piece of his fat paunch removed. Same Same…

  2. Johnny says up

    It's a feminine thing, a woman is not complete without it. The Asian ladies are less fortunate than the Western ladies, whether this is more beautiful or not I leave in the middle. I also know that breast enlargement in Asia is affordable. An acquaintance of mine had her nose "filled" for 5.000 bath, for example.

    By the way, I agree that it is often about women in this blog or is it that the men respond so eagerly 😉 lol

    • fetus says up

      I hate that statement. So all women with a mastectomy are not complete…shame on you Johnny. So to you a woman is only two breasts ..otherwise she is… then what is she??But half ??. no woman…?? Hopefully your wife will be spared from that.

  3. Johanna says up

    Isn't it a bit "logical" that the subject is often about women?
    Okay, I do know that Thailand is more than the women and sex tourism.

    But if you come back to NL as a man, no one will ask you if the temples were beautiful!
    What people do ask/say is: “Ow Thailand, hot chicks!!!”

    Thailand and women belong together as Adam and Eve, Bassie and Adriaan and Bert and Ernie.

    And as a woman I prefer to read stories about nightlife, women and relationships than about some temple.

    Oh yes, I also look at other women's breasts.
    For the men who don't know yet, ALL women look at other women's breasts.
    And a woman who denies that is lying!

    I myself am at the Dutch average, so to speak, and I regularly experience that Thai women still want to touch it. Then they say "I like velly much, you hep real?" ”
    Luckily they don't pinch! Otherwise they would have been black and blue by now! haha
    Well, it seems to be an obsession for them.
    But also for Dutch women.
    We women are really not all satisfied with our breasts, neither am I.
    But often we say yes, otherwise we seem to be whining again, says the Dutch man.

    I also wanted them bigger and went to the doctor.
    He told me to rub toilet paper between my breasts every day and they would get bigger.
    I looked at him and said; "Do you believe that, doctor?" Does that really help?"
    Then he said; “Well look at your ass! 😉 hahaha

    • Johanna says up

      ps that I use the word "bitches" in line 4 is not meant to be disrespectful, but that is simply the expression.

    • fetus says up

      Well, Johanna, not every woman looks at another woman's breasts, let that be clear. It's just what interests you. That Thai women look at our breasts with (sometimes) jealous looks and ask “really” with accompanying gestures, or “you beautiful boobs”, is true. I have no problem with the blog topics, but it shouldn't always be about women and/or about issues. I am indeed interested in temples, etc. And after my vacation, friends do ask me other questions, and sometimes whether it is true that every European who does not get a woman here has one on each finger. Well .
      That we women are not as fixated on certain things as men is (for men) a good thing, because you never hear that they also suffer from gravity only in the lower regions. In healthcare I have already seen a few things that also need a serious lift....but you don't hear much about that "holy cross".
      Whether it be breasts, buttocks or eyes where one drowns, gets lost or loses his senses, to each his own.

    • BA says up

      Hahaha great reaction 🙂

      I know a woman in Jomtien who also had a breast augmentation. The first thing she did was show off in every bar where she was known, all the ladies around and just shirt open 🙂 And every other acquaintance also received the same treatment, shirt open and showing. Then I saw her parade through Jomtien for another week with her breasts up to make sure they were seen 🙂 It made me laugh, but my girlfriend didn't appreciate that and that hit me again.

  4. HansNL says up

    I thought so.
    The thin layer of civilization of most of us on becoming aware of a pair of breasts, large, small, medium, hanging, standing or plasticized.
    Oh yeah, I'm watching too.
    But I think I'm a little bit off what average behavior is, I look at the eyes first.
    If I don't like that, well, then nothing else matters.
    The wife is (fortunately, saves a lot of money) very satisfied with her "bunch of (your) wood for the door", the eldest daughter thinks her facade is too big, and the youngest too small.
    I solved the dilemma of the last two by stating that surgery is only possible if they can find a doctor who will help both for a price.
    What one has too much, the other has too little, cancels each other out nicely.
    By the way, I don't like most "plastic fantastic" breasts at all.
    Often unnatural, often too big for the corresponding body, and often with a shape that makes no sense.
    Breasts?
    Most Thai women pay more attention to their nose.
    By the way, a friend of mine has very large breasts, the size of ostrich eggs.
    But baked.

    • Lex K. says up

      Dear Pim, here's a tip; maybe you should then, from now on, just approach the women from the front instead of. to run after them, of course you couldn't frighten them into running away, take advantage of my advice.

      Regards,

  5. hans says up

    I think in Thailand almost all smaller sizes become the bras and bikinis
    sold with padding, my girlfriend only has bra with padding.

  6. Maarten says up

    Hopefully you don't really believe that you live 5 to 10 years longer if you look at women's breasts often enough. I'm so tired of such conclusions from studies. I believe there is a relationship, but it is more likely that vital men have stronger sexual impulses and thus look more at breasts. And of course vital men live longer on average. Logical thinking. By the way, it doesn't hurt to try anyway 🙂

  7. nick says up

    I like big and small breasts, depending entirely on the weather of the day; I'll make an exception for flabby breasts.

  8. Bert, can Nok says up

    I like to eat fruit, both small and large, although I must add that the larger fruit is usually juicier and especially more tender. It should be clear that I like some volume.
    Although I don't think it should be a decisive argument when choosing a partner, that goes too far for me. Beautiful breasts make a woman look more feminine.
    On the other hand, you see a lot of older voluminous men with those hanging mushrooms; it's not a face.
    And finally, looking at breasts should be healthy, it makes the knees swell.
    Regards,
    Bart.

  9. Wim van Kempen says up

    We want real brand shoes, watches, clothing, bags, etc, but fake breasts.
    As with many fake things, it can be seen if it is fake. You don't give someone a bunch of plastic flowers, so give me natural real breasts instead of factory tits.

  10. Ron says up

    I'm probably one of the few men who doesn't like big breasts!

    A handful is sufficient for the undersigned. As Gringo points out in the article:
    small breasts are often more sensitive (and larger ones tend to sag over the years)

    tastes differ but .. do me small haha

    • Lex K. says up

      Ron,
      I was taught in the past, about women's breasts, anything that bulges out between your fingers is superfluous and too much.
      I once heard a Dutch comedian describe her breasts as 2 dead plaice, while she used to have a decent, natural breast.
      At some point, it all becomes “shaving belts,” another woman-unfriendly remark.

      Regards,

      Lex K.

  11. if says up

    Agree with Ron: small but nice.
    You can't hold anything more than a handful anyway.

  12. Hansy says up

    The piece is somewhat generalizing.
    “Men find breasts important, men look at the breasts first, etc.”

    I agree with the writer that many men think bosten are important, but I am one of the exceptions, I am a 'nice' ass lover.

    And those Thai breasts are beautiful as far as I'm concerned. Often they are not hanging breasts 🙂

  13. Roland Jacobs says up

    I totally agree with Hansi
    except a woman's face, her breasts and her body,
    should also have a nice butt. I am also an Ass Enthusiast .

    Goodbye !!!!!

  14. kees says up

    Difference between the breasts depends on country and continent.
    In the northern part of Europe, the breasts are larger than most ladies who have the Thai nationality.
    However, what is beautiful? large, small medium .. the whole makes the lady beautiful, doesn't it?
    It is obvious that most Thai ladies have more bra cups than breasts.
    The bras are largely made up of filling.
    A nice story:
    A good friend bought 500 bras for 20 baht each to sell in Australia.
    The various Thai sizes have been sent. However, when he arrived and put it on the market, he found out that the breasts in Australia are of a different size.
    Only the teenage girls can now purchase the bras….

  15. lung addie says up

    he who does not honor the small, is not afraid of the big….. I like small breasts. Small breasts, they even give me pleasure twice: the first time to look for them and the second time when I have found them. Personally I don't think it's that important, but those very big ones really don't appeal to me.

    Lung addie

  16. Henk says up

    My first wife always complained that it hurt when I touched it. She had a cup B, I really experienced that as a great loss. Sometimes I got hit when I touched it! That marriage lasted 22 years. My second wife had cup AA. Very small but very nice! She loved it when I played with it! There was a nerve running down from the nipples, quickly setting things on fire. Unfortunately, she died of cancer at the age of 49. My 3rd wife is Thai, a nice C cup. In terms of feel, they are a lot less than with my second wife, but they are really beautiful to look at. Feel healthy!
    Whose deed!

  17. BramSiam says up

    Big or small, it doesn't really matter, as long as it's natural. I hate silicone. I even got into a fight once because a friend had fake breasts implanted upon my return to Thailand. You must be crazy to have polymers, a by-product of oil refining, introduced into your body. After about five years, those substances will start to secrete that enter the bloodstream and these ladies will get a headache and women with a headache is just what no one wants.
    Breasts are certainly not the first thing I look at. Those are really the most intimate organs, namely the eyes, but before that the whole appearance of course. Large breasts are usually not beautiful to me (sometimes fortunately) and certainly not with small, frail Thai ladies. Just everything in proportion and also the necessary attention for the person behind the breasts seems best to me.

  18. YES says up

    Boobs can't be big enough for me.
    Preferably watermelons. I find a woman without
    decent breasts not interesting.
    I have several Thai girlfriends with a DD or E cup.
    Those are really received from their mother and not from the doctor.
    The story that Dutch women have an average C or D cup
    I never noticed and even when I occasionally come to NL, I don't see it.
    In Thailand, maybe 5% of women have large breasts, but those are
    at least 1.5 million (5% of 30 million). I have an extraordinary
    cool to notice these big breasts in Thailand from a long distance.
    So as a big breast lover I really don't have to get bored here.

  19. Alex says up

    What are we talking about ? I think most Thailand visitors don't have to go for the breasts, I think they should go to Africa. Fortunately, I am a bottom and legs man and in that respect I am very well catered for and if there is also a nice cup on it, it is all right.

  20. Pam Haring says up

    For almost 12 years I've been looking for robins in Thailand, I haven't been able to find 1 yet.
    (Reaction from Lex K ​​to Pim that's not me.)
    I prefer them fresh on the tail.

    • ruud says up

      Now after the coup, you won't find any robins at all.
      At most yellow canaries.

  21. Nico B says up

    I don't care about big or small breasts, I'm glad they're there and if they're gone? there is enough about a female body to love.
    More important are the eyes, the ass, the look, the personality, the whole body, everything in proportion, I am very satisfied.
    That one of the comments says that the blog is often about women, I don't think so, the topic is important, but on the blog it does not occupy a dominant position, there are many times more topics on the blog than articles about women.
    Nico B


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